Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Wordless Chicken Tuesday

Your new hat is quite fetching, Doctah...
but I still say my hat is still the nicest.

Wordless Chicken Tuesday
is brought to you
by Doctor Shoal Speedcat Hollydale!

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Wordless Bra Wednesday

Hello - I'm Nurse Amanda Olga Jaffer Speedy Drowsey Monkey!  AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Last night was a VERY busy night in the OR!
I had head transplants coming out my ears!
AND FOR SOME SILLY REASON....I don't think I'm done YET!

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

(Semi) Wordless Chicken Tuesday ~ Dive In...The Soup Is Fine!

In fact, it's just what the Doctah ordered!
Because Chicken Soup acts as an anti-inflammatory by inhibiting the movement of neutrophils (immune system cells that participate in the body's inflammatory response)...AND it temporarily speeds up the movement of mucus through the nose, helping relieve congestion and limiting the amount of time viruses are in contact with the nose lining. In other words...

It gets the snot flowing so you feel better faster!

Well, it should come as no surprise that besides being a PhD Genious of Modern Medicine, Doctor Shoal is also a gourmet cook...but then, I'm no slouch in the kitchen either...so, in the interest of modern medicine (and my ego) I challenged Doctah Shoal to a little friendly competition to see
WHO'S CHICKEN SOUP could make the most mucus!

Doctah Shoal wasted no time in whooping up big batch of booger producing
Chicken Soup ala Shoal...
...and offered free bowls of it to hoards of under-the-weather bloggers...

...while the Beaver Taming/Nursing Staff helped me ladle up gallons of my delicious Even Better Than A Hugankiss Chicken Soup
to throngs of snot-nosed little Twitters!

The results?
Do you really wanna know?
It's kinda gross...
Click here for the effects of Doctah Shoal's soup
and here for mine!

(I think it was a tie!)


Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Wordless Bra Wednesday

Oye!...the things I subject myself to in the name of Modern Medicine!
Doctah Shoal?....how do I get outta this thing?

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

WCT...or WTF?

"To dream of a rooster, foretells that you will be very successful and rise to prominence, but you will allow yourself to become conceited over your fortunate rise. Seeing a brilliantly plumed Rooster in a dream indicates it is time to let others discover your true self, and strut your stuff to others. It can also symbolize the rhythm of some sexual act."

Holy crap Doctah! I really need to stop eating chicken before going to sleep!

What do you think Sigmund Freud would say about this?

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Hard Times Call For Cheap Underwear

But that doesn't mean you have skimp on satisfaction!
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