Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Check Out My New Year's Eve Party Outfit!

Unless, of course, you know the secret.... Unfortunatley, the dang Disco Ball
Doctor Shoal wanted me to
bring to the party is SO BIG
you can't see it!
Gosh...

Friday, December 26, 2008

This Doctor Shoal Invention Really Sucks!

(Original advertisement found at Modern Mechanix - click to blow it up)
Some might think they're hairbrained,
but I think The Doctah comes up with the BEST IDEAS!
'Specially late at night....

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Wordless Bra Tuesday

As a Nurse, I just LOVE to stitch stuff up!
So I whipped up this cute little Santa number with
leftover sutures and dental floss!
Pretty crafty, huh?
Ho Ho Ho!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Doctah Shoal Learns A Lesson


DOCTAH!

What did I tell you about eating
ALL the Christmas cookies!?!





Oooooh Nurse...



I just love your Chocolate Crinkle Tops
....but now
I feel like me goiter's
gonna POP!



Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Semi-Wordless Bra Tuesday

In memory of
April 22, 1923 - December 11, 2008
You are still an inspiration to us all.
Thank you, Nurse Bettie, for letting me borrow your bodacious uniform
I will try not to spill any punch on it...but if I do, I promise to do

And then I will dance like you too!

Rest in Peace, Bettie Page

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Stick A Sock On It Doctah!


not this one...
Doctah Shoal's little pet wally has sure been getting a LOT of attention on Twitter these days! See here!

And since it's Christmas-time, I asked Olga (Twitter's Santa Hat Elf) to fix them up with a couple of Santa Hats!





NOT THIS ONE!

Don't they look festive?

The Doctah wore his Santa Hat to the Annual Hollydale General Hospital Clinic and Beaver Taming Salon's Christmas Party!






YES!  CLICK THIS ONE!
But things got a little crazy once the Good Doctah turned on the disco music....
and stripped down to his sock!
Yes...sock.
Apparently he only wears one.
Wanna see it?
Ya sure?
OK....
Ho-Ho-Ho!

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Wordless Beaver Wednesday

To top off my new holiday party outfit for the
Annual Christmas Party (phew!)....I chose this snappy little Red-Sheared-Beaver
and White-Rabbit Santa Hat!
(No, I did NOT make it and neither did Olga!)

Click on my picture for details about the hat!

*Find the complete list of
Wordless Beaver Wednesday links here: Speedcat 2008

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Wordless Bra Tuesday

Before I became a Nurse, I worked a lot of odd jobs...
like...Car Show Model!
Here I am modeling the latest in portable headlights
(invented of course, by Doctah Shoal)
at the prestigious Hollydale Holiday Car Show!

Sure, it was fun ~ but I still think being a Nurse is waaaaay funner!
(And my hat is nicer too!)

MORE WORDLESS BRA TUESDAY SUPPORT:

Saturday, December 6, 2008

Fishin' With The Doctah

Doctah Shoal has been working so hard and pulling a lot of night shifts lately...so I suggested we close up shop early today and go try our luck out on Lake Hollydale...home to the elusive Norwatrouteiven.
Of course, Doctah Shoal brought his special Shoal Pole with the
460 degree Fukiamajiggyma Bobber on the end...
and as you can see he landed a BIG ONE!



But mine's cuter.

Don't ya think?

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Semi-Wordless Beaver Wednesday

My Official Nurse Amanda Beaver Taming Mask
will not only help protect sensitive, exposed *body parts
during the beaver taming process...
but it's so dang cute that even the peskiest beaver
will quickly become putty in your hands!

Only $10 per box of 100
Order yours today and I'll throw in a free razor!
1-800-BEAVERMASK

Hey, Doctah Shoal isn't the only one who can invent cool stuff!

*eyes, ears, stuff like that

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Wordless Bra Tuesday

Awwww....feelin' kinda low down and droopy?You need
Doctor Shoal's AtTITude Adjustment Bra!

Only $12.34 per bra
1-800-LIFTMEUP
Order today and we'll throw in a complimentary pair of
Doctor Shoal's patented heavy-duty YANK-EM-UP Straps
(for those really bad days)...for free!