Sunday, December 21, 2008

Doctah Shoal Learns A Lesson


DOCTAH!

What did I tell you about eating
ALL the Christmas cookies!?!





Oooooh Nurse...



I just love your Chocolate Crinkle Tops
....but now
I feel like me goiter's
gonna POP!



67 comments:

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I luvs yah so much ..... HA HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

boing boing BooOInGGG ......... POP!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Oh you just want more cookies! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

give Speedy more cookie

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ha haaaaa!!!!!!!

COINLINDINKIN

Speedcat Hollydale said...

You made more??

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

OK....but pace yourself....I dont want want killin' yourself, OK?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I am Jonesen

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Oh yes....lots more! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

give me cookie or give me death ....

Fracis Scott Key

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I am concerned about your goiter....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

munch munch munch

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

No...Cookie Moster said that! Are you related by any chance?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

why??

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Moster Mostly

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Is that green thing on your head the goiter?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I prefer to call my goiter Ms Tuesday

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I flunked spelling, remember?????

Speedcat Hollydale said...

She always makes my neck expunge during the middle of the week

Speedcat Hollydale said...

and the goit talks too

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Oh....that's kinda gross Doctah!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

THAT is freaky

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Let's talk about cookies!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

You do look concerned with your shal on ....

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

My Crinkle Tops are the BEST! :) Macaroons are overated.

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Well it's SNOWING in here....

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

The SHAWL keeps me warm!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

writing a song :-)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

taking a nap :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Got cookie crumbs all over my face

I like cookie
They like me
They look so good
In they're big glass jar
Want you to be the one
And my only
chocolate chipper!
But I can't keep my hands out the Cookie Jar.

My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.


You see I got this problem
I need help tryna solve it
Cause meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie NUT
You can hide them, I'm a find them, on the counter, in the closet
And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate
Setting out the cookie traps
To catch me eating Scooby snacks
I left crumbs in the bed once
But I didn't care

They like me
They look so good
But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.
I got a thing for Milano, Biscotti Italianos
And I never turn down some Oreos if you got them
Butter Pecan Puerto Rican,
Or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians.
Hazelnut Brazilians,
Macadamia Caucasians,
Double stuffed or thin mint
It don't matter you getting it
Cause I got a sweet tooth that'll never come loose
And the fact of the matter is.

[Chorus:]
[The Dream:]
I like girls,
They like me
They look so good
I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.
I'm a monster for these cookies
I'm a beast for they're treats
An animal for they're crackers
Head to feet they so damn sweet
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha uh my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar.

I tried my best
I went to cookie anonymous
I guess I'm a failure
I can't seem to keep my damn hands out the cookie jar but,
It is what it is

and THAT's OK!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

OOOPS!


I missed an edit spot there.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

DELETE the (Chorus:]
[The Dream:]
I like girls,
They like me
They look so good) part!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Speedcat Hollydale said...

hello??

Speedcat Hollydale said...

YOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

WoW!!! You really ARE Cookie Monster! What a great song....wish I could hear the tune....

But I wonder....are you really talking about cookies?...or something else?????

Still....it's a GREAT SONG! And I'm sending you more cookies STAT!

PS: I just added a link to the recipe in the post. In case you wanna try your own hand at making these cookies....Doctah.
xoxo

Speedcat Hollydale said...

sigh

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I think it is a rap song ... I kind of cheated :-)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

What? It took me 5 minutes to read the damn song! LOL!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Oh....so you wont be singing this at the Chirstmas party then? With the Beavers for backup?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

2 cups (12-oz. pkg.) NESTLÉ® TOLL HOUSE® Semi-Sweet Chocolate Morsels, divided
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup granulated sugar
6 tablespoons butter or margarine, softened
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 large eggs
1/2 cup powdered sugar

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Ooohh yes....that's the ONE! mmmmmmmmmmm.....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

sure!

with a few more edits :-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I pasted to my goog docs

Speedcat Hollydale said...

eyes gettin sleepy ... U 2??

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I ate cookies for dinner 2night....I'm almost as bad as YOU!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Ummmm....yes.....the sugar rush is wearing off....plus it's late. You operating tamarra Doctah?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

bad as me????

I had chicken!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

AND an entire plate of cookies! (I had my own)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

NOPE!!!!

Thank heavens

.... and thanks for the mohawk too ((((smile)))))

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

*smile*

That picture is worth a thousand LAFFS! With or without the mohawk!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I like cookie
They like me
They look so good
In they're big glass jar

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Well....I have a couple of teenage boys spending the night...so I dont think I'll be getting to sleep anytime soon!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

***They are not spending the night WITH me!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I was trying to "transplant" a green mohawk from another picture, and the coloring just would not match!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

LOL!....they are playing Guitar Hero very loudly....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I have a couple of teenage boys spending the night?????????


J/K


ha haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Oh you leave the head transplants to me Doctah....I flunked spelling but got an A in head transplants! And I'm good with hair too.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Rock on sister

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Nighty night transplanter

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Ear plugs are a wonderful thing!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

smooooooooooooootch!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Good night Cookie Monster...smoooootch! And a hug!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

We smootched at the same time Doctah! hee-heeeeeeeeeee!

Awake In Rochester said...

Doc Shoal, you really need to listen to Nurse A. NO more cookies! Here, let me take those cookies away & put them in a nice place. LIKE MY TUMMY! *Running out of building, cookies in hand*

meleah rebeccah said...

the word goiter makes me laugh.