I like cookie They like me They look so good In they're big glass jar Want you to be the one And my only chocolate chipper! But I can't keep my hands out the Cookie Jar.
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.
You see I got this problem I need help tryna solve it Cause meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie NUT You can hide them, I'm a find them, on the counter, in the closet And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate Setting out the cookie traps To catch me eating Scooby snacks I left crumbs in the bed once But I didn't care
They like me They look so good But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar. I got a thing for Milano, Biscotti Italianos And I never turn down some Oreos if you got them Butter Pecan Puerto Rican, Or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians. Hazelnut Brazilians, Macadamia Caucasians, Double stuffed or thin mint It don't matter you getting it Cause I got a sweet tooth that'll never come loose And the fact of the matter is.
[Chorus:] [The Dream:] I like girls, They like me They look so good I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar. I'm a monster for these cookies I'm a beast for they're treats An animal for they're crackers Head to feet they so damn sweet Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha uh my Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar.
I tried my best I went to cookie anonymous I guess I'm a failure I can't seem to keep my damn hands out the cookie jar but, It is what it is
Doc Shoal, you really need to listen to Nurse A. NO more cookies! Here, let me take those cookies away & put them in a nice place. LIKE MY TUMMY! *Running out of building, cookies in hand*
65 comments:
I luvs yah so much ..... HA HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
boing boing BooOInGGG ......... POP!!!
Oh you just want more cookies! :)
give Speedy more cookie
ha haaaaa!!!!!!!
COINLINDINKIN
You made more??
OK....but pace yourself....I dont want want killin' yourself, OK?
I am Jonesen
Oh yes....lots more! :)
give me cookie or give me death ....
Fracis Scott Key
I am concerned about your goiter....
munch munch munch
No...Cookie Moster said that! Are you related by any chance?
why??
Moster Mostly
Is that green thing on your head the goiter?
I prefer to call my goiter Ms Tuesday
I flunked spelling, remember?????
She always makes my neck expunge during the middle of the week
and the goit talks too
Oh....that's kinda gross Doctah!
THAT is freaky
Let's talk about cookies!
You do look concerned with your shal on ....
My Crinkle Tops are the BEST! :) Macaroons are overated.
Well it's SNOWING in here....
The SHAWL keeps me warm!
writing a song :-)
taking a nap :)
Got cookie crumbs all over my face
I like cookie
They like me
They look so good
In they're big glass jar
Want you to be the one
And my only
chocolate chipper!
But I can't keep my hands out the Cookie Jar.
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.
You see I got this problem
I need help tryna solve it
Cause meeting after meeting and I'm still a cookie NUT
You can hide them, I'm a find them, on the counter, in the closet
And I'll say I ain't do it with my face covered in chocolate
Setting out the cookie traps
To catch me eating Scooby snacks
I left crumbs in the bed once
But I didn't care
They like me
They look so good
But I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.
I got a thing for Milano, Biscotti Italianos
And I never turn down some Oreos if you got them
Butter Pecan Puerto Rican,
Or them Oatmeal Raisin Asians.
Hazelnut Brazilians,
Macadamia Caucasians,
Double stuffed or thin mint
It don't matter you getting it
Cause I got a sweet tooth that'll never come loose
And the fact of the matter is.
[Chorus:]
[The Dream:]
I like girls,
They like me
They look so good
I can't keep my hands out the cookie jar
My hands, my hands, my ha uh my hands
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my, uh, my
Can't keep my hands, my hands my hands out the cookie jar.
I'm a monster for these cookies
I'm a beast for they're treats
An animal for they're crackers
Head to feet they so damn sweet
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my ha uh my
Can't keep my hands, my hands, my hands out the cookie jar.
I tried my best
I went to cookie anonymous
I guess I'm a failure
I can't seem to keep my damn hands out the cookie jar but,
It is what it is
and THAT's OK!!!!
OOOPS!
I missed an edit spot there.
DELETE the (Chorus:]
[The Dream:]
I like girls,
They like me
They look so good) part!
hello??
YOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WoW!!! You really ARE Cookie Monster! What a great song....wish I could hear the tune....
But I wonder....are you really talking about cookies?...or something else?????
Still....it's a GREAT SONG! And I'm sending you more cookies STAT!
PS: I just added a link to the recipe in the post. In case you wanna try your own hand at making these cookies....Doctah.
xoxo
I think it is a rap song ... I kind of cheated :-)
What? It took me 5 minutes to read the damn song! LOL!!!
Oh....so you wont be singing this at the Chirstmas party then? With the Beavers for backup?
2 cups (12-oz. pkg.) NESTLÉ® TOLL HOUSE® Semi-Sweet Chocolate Morsels, divided
1 1/2 cups all-purpose flour
1 1/2 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 cup granulated sugar
6 tablespoons butter or margarine, softened
1 1/2 teaspoons vanilla extract
2 large eggs
1/2 cup powdered sugar
Ooohh yes....that's the ONE! mmmmmmmmmmm.....
sure!
with a few more edits :-)
I pasted to my goog docs
eyes gettin sleepy ... U 2??
I ate cookies for dinner 2night....I'm almost as bad as YOU!
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Ummmm....yes.....the sugar rush is wearing off....plus it's late. You operating tamarra Doctah?
bad as me????
I had chicken!!!
AND an entire plate of cookies! (I had my own)
NOPE!!!!
Thank heavens
.... and thanks for the mohawk too ((((smile)))))
*smile*
That picture is worth a thousand LAFFS! With or without the mohawk!
I like cookie
They like me
They look so good
In they're big glass jar
Well....I have a couple of teenage boys spending the night...so I dont think I'll be getting to sleep anytime soon!
***They are not spending the night WITH me!!!!
I was trying to "transplant" a green mohawk from another picture, and the coloring just would not match!
LOL!....they are playing Guitar Hero very loudly....
I have a couple of teenage boys spending the night?????????
J/K
ha haaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!
Oh you leave the head transplants to me Doctah....I flunked spelling but got an A in head transplants! And I'm good with hair too.
Rock on sister
Nighty night transplanter
Ear plugs are a wonderful thing!
smooooooooooooootch!
Good night Cookie Monster...smoooootch! And a hug!
We smootched at the same time Doctah! hee-heeeeeeeeeee!
Doc Shoal, you really need to listen to Nurse A. NO more cookies! Here, let me take those cookies away & put them in a nice place. LIKE MY TUMMY! *Running out of building, cookies in hand*
the word goiter makes me laugh.
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