Friday, January 30, 2009

Just Playing Doctor and Nurse (Again!)

It's been 2 months since we last peeked in on
The Doctah and Nurse Hugankiss....let's see what they've been up to!

Good thing I'm wearing glasses...I am a renegade...I wear paper glasses I made with a napkin and some bottle glass. -4 diopter correction is at the bottom of every 7-UP.

Paging Doctah Shoal! Paging Doctah Shoal! Crazy Golfer Dood is not making sense! Again....Plus he's been peeking at my SOURCE CODE! again

I am a PHD'ed Professional (confused look on face) Wanna take a bath??

DOCTAH!!!!!!!!!! WHere's your hypocratical oath?!?!

My oath is in the oath box under the nurses station drug cabinet.

You never make short serious comments either....I think you are confusing yourself with someone else!

I would love to see a waxed botox beaver ..... just sayin`

...shouldn't I be wearing some sort of protection too? From the gravy 'n all....

eeeknow ... mhe fingarz is ale gravi layden

Dang! It's wiggling...are you sure it's dead?

Yes, my rock gravidongio is doing wonders.

Now put them on....and say...Here Fishy Fishy...& wiggle the lures around....

The F%2 hyperbole` is quite quadriatic in nature. Using slash hash burns the HTML pan. We are also pioneering the new vitreous humor drowsey application. It has a solution of 5 parts Mello Yellow and 2 parts cheeto juice.

Beaver plug? Sack of beavers? That sounds kinda gross!!! Don't forget...this IS a respectable Nurses Station!!!!

...just finished installing a nose on Malina Fherenhousens BEFORE hand she was much to cheeky. Ahhhh he heeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

I also took her 5 chins and made a adams apple pie

THEN .... I did a seminar on love handle butter cupping

THEN .... did some Tie CHEEEEE ear iolan subdural massage - to stiffen and re-juvenate suppleness of the buttock

Are you making this stuff up?

Well...Love handle butter cupping is a homeopathic natural healing method procured by ancient Inca Indians of the Southwest. It invloves gyratical fluxuations and caremel applications to the torso. Then you put in the stick and wrap with wax paper

Wanna try a little PB on your weenis Doctah?

So much for the clean carpet

It's OK......the beavers will lap it up in the morning

GREAT SCOTTS!!!!!!!!!!! Don't throw away the head!

Why not? I do it all the time!

Oh Doctah!!! And here thought I knew everything there was to know about you....but I had no idea you used to be a drunken street gigolo!

I have been at a meeting with Santa at the North Pole,
and my pager was frozen to my wenis ... after a quick thaw, I am scrubing up for duty in the OR

Pager frozen to your weenis? No wonder you weren't responding!

You are a free spirit Nurse Hugans

Well I'm just glad the Good Doctah wasn't trying to lick his weenis...he could had his tongue frozen there too! Doctah??? Hoo-Yooo?!?

Is that green thing on your head the goiter?

I prefer to call my goiter Ms Tuesday

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!Doctah!!!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nurse nurse! ... there is a wenis on ur blog!!!!

Doctah? I'm almost finished knitting your Beaver Fur Bulbous Rex Warmer...did you want any tassles or sequins on it?

Nurse...I do not think you know how happy I get sometimes visiting the I C U Nurses station. I can be all streesed out from surgery, and then all of a sudden my ills the ale are beered desparatos riding moose in the desserts of Dairy Queen. I like strawberry Sundays myself.

Are you trying to make SENSE here? Please don't do that.

G night!!!... and yes, yours IS cuter hug hug

*smile*Yeah, but yours is bigger.

I tweeted you.....did ya feel it?

I did! I did!!

I poked you at Facebook

OW!!! My eye!



Tuesday, January 27, 2009

Wordless Chicken Tuesday

I think we all know WHY?!?
But now we also know HOW the chicken crossed the road!

In Doctah Shoal's car!

Wordless Chicken Tuesday brought to you by Speedcat Hollydale!

Monday, January 26, 2009

Music Monday

Doctah Shoal is a big believer in natural healing.
And after listening to this song...
So am I!
It's just what The Doctah ordered!

Click HERE or more Music Monday madness!

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Plumbing Issues...

Beaver hair is really hard on the old pipes in my Beaver Taming Salon here at Hollydale General Hospital Clinic! And my poor plumbing hasn't been serviced in a really lonnnnng I called Dick the Plumber to come out and perform a thorough see if, ya know, maybe we can get things running smoothly again.

He was here for FOUR hours....

and I have never been happier!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Wordless Chicken Tuesday

Doctah! I had the straaaaaaangest dream last night!
What do you think it means?

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Go With The Flow!

In an effort to save money for construction of his new state-of-the-art Chicken Wing, Doctor Shoal recently introduced Paper Napkin Bras

So, I've been busy thinking up ways I could trim not just beavers, but a few costs 'round here as well. A quick peek inside the storage cupboard gave me this great idea:
Maxi Pad Slippers!

* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
*Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Three convenient sizes:
1. Light
2. Regular
3. Heavy

They're a cinch to make too!
For the foot part, I just laid out two maxi pads, then wrapped two more pads around the toe area to form the top, then I glued the sides to the bottom of the foot part! (Decorations are optional, of course.)

Just wait 'til you see the earrings and
other cool stuff I'm making!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Wordless Bra Wednesday (Formerly On Tuesday)

Presenting the
Amazing New Doctor Shoal
Mega-Mammary Injector System 2000! Doctah Shoal invented it.
I can't remember why...
maybe he will drop by to tell me...
and help me take it off...
it's really REALLY HEAVY!

Tuesday, January 13, 2009

Wordless Chicken Tuesday

Could be a busy night N D I C U!

I am happy to play along with
Doctah Shoal's Golfing Buddy,

Monday, January 12, 2009


Here's my contribution to Doctah Shoal's favorite patient,

(Not the only Quack you'll find 'round here, but possibly the cutest!)

Saturday, January 10, 2009

He Ain't No Einstein....

...but Doctah Shoal is
a PhD Geenious of Modern Medicine... ...AND
HTML stuff too!!!
(Plus, he's way more handsome than that other guy too.)

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

(Semi) Wordless Bra Tuesday

Looky what Doctah Shoal made just for me!!!
made outta 22,000 geniuwine diamonds!

And it took the talented Doctah ONLY 2 days to make!
...and 75 tacos, 15 bowls of chili, a bushel of brussel sprouts, 8 bowls of oatmeal, 3 gallons of prune juice and lots 'n lots of beans!
Thanks Doctah! Your poop really DOESN'T stink!