Saturday, January 10, 2009

He Ain't No Einstein....

...but Doctah Shoal is
a PhD Geenious of Modern Medicine... ...AND
HTML stuff too!!!
(Plus, he's way more handsome than that other guy too.)
*sigh*

167 comments:

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Nurse ... I do not think you know how happy I get sometimes visiting the I C U Nusrses station.

I can be all streesed out from syrgery, and then all of a sudden my ills the ale are beered desparatos riding moose in the desserts of Dairy Queen. I like strawberry Sundays myself.

No I know to clik the pichas - the second one was a dazz ler!!!


Smooootchie smoooootchie
Minnesota Mountain Boy

Speedcat Hollydale said...

SHAZAM !!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

he he heeeeeeee

Speedcat Hollydale said...

You HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Doctah! You are so Speedy! :)

The ink has barely dried on me pictures! But I'm GLAD YOU ARE HERE!

Smootchie smootchie!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

me too :-)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

"...my ills the ale are beered desparatos riding moose in the desserts of Dairy Queen"

I do not understand that...(must be the Geenious talking)....but I LIKE IT!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Tuff day in the OR????

Speedcat Hollydale said...

more frustrating .... and stooopid!


Cranky people and such.


ALL BETTAH now, showered and jammied

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

That's good. You sound cozy! How 'bout a cuppie cocoa?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I wear my cowboy pajamas, in the summer when it's hot.
I wear my flannel jammies in the winter when it's not.
And sometimes in the springtime and sometimes in the fall,
I jump right in between the sheets with my loin.




I wake up in the morning with the blanket my head,
And my giant toes are a stickin' out of bed ....
I get up in the mornin` and blogga blogga blog!

In my brand new jammies from the Target that I love

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I turned off the snow machine & painted the Nurses Station a nice, sunny yellow....think that warms the place right up, dont you?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I'm having coffee because I am a rebel .....

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Oh Doctah!!! You are POET TOO!!!!!!!????!?

Double *sigh*

Hee-hee! I'm gonna go put on my flannel jammies...with fuzzy sox!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

For Mellow Yellow Monday???

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

What do your new jammies from Traget look like? (I already seen your cowby jammies & your loin.)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

fuzzy socks?????


BE RIGHT BACK ... after some quick phot shoppinzz

((((((( smile ))))))))

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Wanna see 'em?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

yes ... where are they???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

.



CRUDE CHOPPI PICHA

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I no see nothing

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

My Fuzzy Sox! (And stooooopid freckley legs....)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Oh Doctah!!!! NAKED! Guitar!!! HAIR!!! OooOOOoooOOOooh!!!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Those are your new JAMMIES?????

Speedcat Hollydale said...

well, not really ... they are'nt

Speedcat Hollydale said...

those are some NICE and toasty lookin socks .... and a very clean carpet!

WWOOOOooOoOoOOOOOoooT!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Yes they are! And no it isn't....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ohhhh yeah ....... he heeee

I am over by the dog bowl

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

What?!???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

heee heee

ha haaaaaaaaaa!!!!

and SHAZAM !

Speedcat Hollydale said...

The dog bowls are behind me .....

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

The cats are stalking me...the want me sox!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

can you upload as many pichas as you want to OLGA dot com???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I lost my cat ?????????


hmmmmmmm

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

yaa....I can....

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

What? You lost your cat? really?????

Doctor Shoal said...

hello???

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Hi Doctah! Are you wearing jammies?

Doctor Shoal said...

....... yes, nurse

The F%2 hyperbole` is quite quadriatic in nature. Using slash hash burns the HTML pan

Doctor Shoal said...

I am wearing my house coat

Doctor Shoal said...

just finished installing a nose on Malina Fherenhousens

Doctor Shoal said...

BEFORE hand she was much to cheeky.


Ahhhh he heeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Doctor Shoal said...

I also took her 5 chins and made a adams apple pie

Doctor Shoal said...

THEN .... I did a seminar on love handle butter cupping

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Geeniouses are sometimes hard to understand! But I bet Mrs. Fherenhousens is very happy now! Is she Norwegian?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Please tell me more about love handle butter cupping! It sounds interesting & delicious!

Doctor Shoal said...

THEN .... did some Tie CHEEEEE ear iolan subdural massage - to stiffen and re-juvenate suppleness of the buttock

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Are you trying to KILL Mrs. Fherenhousens?!?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

(OMG...You're killn' me! You're on a ROLL Doctah!!!)

Doctor Shoal said...

Welll ....... Love handle butter cupping is a homeopathic natural healing method procured by ancient Inca Indians of the Southwest.

It invloves gyratical fluxuations and caremel applications to the torso

Doctor Shoal said...

Then you put in the stick and wrap with wax paper

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Are you making this stuff up?

Doctor Shoal said...

Once I did 45 applications in one day during the Mediteranian Clinical EXPO 99`

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Where do you put the stick & in WHAT?

Doctor Shoal said...

nope .....

Doctor Shoal said...

I WOULD have broke the all time medical record @ 46, but sadly ran out of "sticks"

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

What are you curing with love handle butter cupping?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Can you do it to me?

Doctor Shoal said...

The whole process can be explained with this simple formula!

2x + 3r2 / (hypotanuse Q 8 N2)
______________________________

35w 8 * (t=2r) parabola Z = %F2

Doctor Shoal said...

Sure, you can be in my next test study.

Be forwarned .... it "tickles"

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Doctah...I am but a simple Night Nurse...maybe you should draw me a pitcha.

Doctor Shoal said...

We are also pioneering the new vitreous humor drowsey application. It has a solution of 5 parts Mello Yellow and 2 parts cheeto juice

Doctor Shoal said...

A picha ....... sure.



You will LOVE this

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Does that tickle too? Sounds kinda funny!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I am a visual learner...pitchas are GOOD!

Doctor Shoal said...

http://offtype.net/image_7387125580941.gif.html

Doctor Shoal said...

Don't comment there, because I will not get a message alert!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

OH! MY!!! Who is the patient with those big boobies?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

And WHAT are you DOING?!?!? LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor Shoal said...

he heeeee

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Clearly....This just PROVES MY THEORY!!! You are more Geenious that Einstein!!!

Doctor Shoal said...

Apllying the caramel

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

But of course...I shoulda known that....what about the gyratical fluxuations ??

Doctor Shoal said...

I also have a minor in art ....


Digging up diamons in the Canasoupi Vally Carbon Vein

Doctor Shoal said...

HA HAAAAAAAAAA !!!!!!!!!!!

Out of everything up there ^^

You picked out gyratical fluxuations?


( ROFLMAO )

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I am not surprised! Well, maybe a little. Is there anything you CAN'T do Doctah?

Doctor Shoal said...

want a picha????

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Well, why wouldn't I? ;)

Doctor Shoal said...

Ohhh there are many things ... for one, I cannot lick my wenis

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!! To whatever!

Doctor Shoal said...

.... unless I'm really excited

Doctor Shoal said...

Here comes ur picha ........

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Well....I can!


Lick your weenis.


If I wanted.


So there!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Oh, and with your permission of course.

Doctor Shoal said...

http://offtype.net/image_2529956580945.gif.html

Doctor Shoal said...

I am like glue, but made of rubba!

Doctor Shoal said...

Go ahead, but it has donut jelly on it from the counter top

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

You are a pretty good artist...I think I understand EVERYTHING now!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Got any peanut butter?

Doctor Shoal said...

R U goin to draw a picha Nurse Hugans??

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Of what?

Doctor Shoal said...

peanut butter>>> ( PBJ )

Doctor Shoal said...

ummmmmm, hmmmmmmmmm ..... thinking

Doctor Shoal said...

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!


yes, the wenis likin thing


(THAT IS AN ELBOW to any guest readers)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

PB is a GREAT theraputic massage creme!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Weenises can get kinda cracked and scaley....eeewwwww

Doctor Shoal said...

http://offtype.net/image_5142245580946.gif.html

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Wanna try a little PB on your weenis Doctah?

Doctor Shoal said...

Yes they can, like an old elephant with scabies

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

You are balancing a football on your weenis...verrrrrry tricky!

Doctor Shoal said...

HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

ohhhh WHY not ?????????

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

OK....gimme your weenis....

Doctor Shoal said...

It is much easier when it is spinning really fast

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

It's OK! I am a PROFESSIONAL....

Doctor Shoal said...

Shweiiing!!!!!!!!!

Doctor Shoal said...

bread???????

Doctor Shoal said...

creme???

Doctor Shoal said...

REO Speedwagons???

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I like to use the creamy PB....the chunky hurts ...

Doctor Shoal said...

DOctor HOOK??

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Applying the PB to weenis now! HOLD STILL!!!!!!!!!

Doctor Shoal said...

like lil diamond ROCKS

Doctor Shoal said...

SHAZAM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctor Shoal said...

I usually use the thick vitreous solution of grape Kool Aid and H2O

Doctor Shoal said...

then paste it

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

See!!! Your weenis feels much better now doesnt it!!! And it's smooth as a baby behind!


Now....I'll dab a little jelly on...it firms & tones the weenis....HOLD STILL AGAIN!!!!

Doctor Shoal said...

..... to my apple notebook

Doctor Shoal said...

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaOHHHH

Doctor Shoal said...

hmmmmmmmmm

Doctor Shoal said...

My scales are gone .... HOW will I weigh the patients?

Doctor Shoal said...

maybe with a lever, rocks, and a fulcrum point

Doctor Shoal said...

..... or a large tangerine

Doctor Shoal said...

I kina like grapfriuts

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Doctah...looks like your weenis is good as new! Maybe even better!

Doctor Shoal said...

and Premium Arugalian Pastes

Doctor Shoal said...

whatcha doin?????

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Hey! I invented something!!!

Doctor Shoal said...

oOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo .... DO TELL!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

What am I doing? Besides cleaning up the mess from your weenis treatment? Nuthin.

Doctor Shoal said...

patent #16890128639046`0`3ewudhasjxdhs89364178235dhbDGLEPR78Q495614RGHUCDHJASSDH4643777777

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Never mind....I was referring to my miracle PBJ Weenis Treatment....but frankly I'm weenised out.

Doctor Shoal said...

SORRY

Doctor Shoal said...

So much for the clean carpet

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

What was this post about?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

It's OK......the beavers will lap it up in the morning

Doctor Shoal said...

Ummmm, this line of comments is VERY bazzar !! :-)

Doctor Shoal said...

DOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

For sure...I kinda like it! :)

Doctor Shoal said...

SWEET MARTHA !!!!!!!!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

WHAT?!?!?!?! Who's martha?

Doctor Shoal said...

Remember when I first started commenting at your "other blog".


I had only short serious comments and you said I was a stick

Doctor Shoal said...

I figure a tivie spech empeddiment

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

You did? you did noT! I did? I did not!

Doctor Shoal said...

ma ma ma mahhhh martha

Doctor Shoal said...

he heeeeeeee


going to make a picha

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Why would I call you a stick?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

You never make short serious comments either....I think you are confusing youself with someone else!

Doctor Shoal said...

http://offtype.net/image_1385287580950.gif.html

Doctor Shoal said...

good luck with this one!!!

Doctor Shoal said...

I haz 2 poddi (((( blush )))))

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Great picture! Thanks for remembering my hat!!! :)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

However....I do not see my uniform! Or yours!!!!

Doctor Shoal said...

nope!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

But we look very happy and thats a nice BIG jar of PB!

So, I give this picture two weenises up!

Doctor Shoal said...

my technicalli artisanship o pallet is not ready for fabrics or textiles

Doctor Shoal said...

I wonder will anyone find them pichas????????

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

They are sooooo good! Maybe you should sign them!

Doctor Shoal said...

Going to Olga's House

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Olga is not there.....I hear she's on her way to Memphis...

Doctor Shoal said...

OHHHH!


.... I am so silly

Doctor Shoal said...

I have a few assingnments before closing down the clinic.

K??

:-)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Of course! :)

Before you go to bed....get our your map & check out that OTHER blog! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

OHHHHHHH!!!!!


I was lost (((( he heee ))))

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Well, it's been a wild night...Good thing you have ME to help keep you on course! :)

Drowsey Monkey said...

omg - the expression on his face! LOL Yous the photoshop QUEEN! And you 2 can TALK!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

The expression of geenious's

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Yeah....that's what shmart guys look like!