Tuesday, September 30, 2008

Your Answer to P.O.A!

That Doctor Shoal sure is a smart (& handsome) Doctor!
As if his Shoal Surgical Memory Pump wasn't amazing enough,
now he's gone and found an answer to the dreaded cold weather problem:
POA! (Popped Out Aeroli) Introducing the Shoal Heated Bra!
It contains special pads filled with an eco-friendly gel that can
be easily heated in a microwave or with a hot water bottle.
It is available in white and features a pendant shaped like a chilli pepper dangling on its front...and it also includes a fashionable furry boa designed to double as a winter scarf.

Get yours today at Doctor Shoal's Medical Supply House!
And if you order now, we'll throw in a free Salmon Thermometer!

Friday, September 26, 2008

Morning Bad/Night Good ~ So Says Doctor Shoal

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(Original article found at Modern Mechanix)
The handsome Doctor Shoal is seen here testing his ERO (Electrical Recording Instrument) on famous Blogger and BSDD (Blogger Sleep Deprivation Disorder) sufferer Drowsey Monkey. Ms. Monkey has not been able to work in the morning ever since she started blogging over one year ago (but woo-woo!...check out that sexy arm!) and Doctor Shoal says he "intends to stay up-late and on-line every single night for as long as it takes to find out why!" Hopefully the good doctor will find for a cure for troublesome brain disorders such as BSDD, OCD (Obsessive Computer Disorder) and the dreaded (and sometimes embarassing) MBPD (Multiple Blogger Personality Disorder) which seems to be on the rise and running rampant in the blogosphere!

For more information and examples of all sorts of brain disorders, be sure to visit one of Doctor Shoal's multiple personalities blogs: Doctor Shoal, Speedcat Hollydale Page, 0007 Undercover TAGMEMAWARDCAT, Hollydale Golf Notes, Cripe Zone, The Phepping Foundation, I Am Grampa. (Oh, and tell him Olga, the Traveling Bra Nurse Amanda says "Happy Anniversary! I just love you to pieces Doctah!.... and...Happy 1,000th Post!")

Test Results #2

The other day Doctor Shoal told me (and I quote)
"My tummy is like IRON. IRONBELLY !!!!! hoooo Heeeee!!!!"
Now we know why!
Here are the results of Dr. Shoal's recent belly examination.

Saturday, September 20, 2008

Get Back Doctah!!!

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(Original advertisement found at Modern Mechanix)

Doctah! Doctah! You made the news!!!

Friday, September 19, 2008

Test Results

Here are the results of "Dr. Shoal's'" recent head examination.

There's nothing there!

I mean, the results were negative.


I wanna shoot you with my Raytek MiniTemp MT4 Infrared Laser Thermometer!