Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Check Out My New Year's Eve Party Outfit!

Unless, of course, you know the secret.... Unfortunatley, the dang Disco Ball
Doctor Shoal wanted me to
bring to the party is SO BIG
you can't see it!

Friday, December 26, 2008

This Doctor Shoal Invention Really Sucks!

(Original advertisement found at Modern Mechanix - click to blow it up)
Some might think they're hairbrained,
but I think The Doctah comes up with the BEST IDEAS!
'Specially late at night....

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Wordless Bra Tuesday

As a Nurse, I just LOVE to stitch stuff up!
So I whipped up this cute little Santa number with
leftover sutures and dental floss!
Pretty crafty, huh?
Ho Ho Ho!

Sunday, December 21, 2008

Doctah Shoal Learns A Lesson


What did I tell you about eating
ALL the Christmas cookies!?!

Oooooh Nurse...

I just love your Chocolate Crinkle Tops
....but now
I feel like me goiter's
gonna POP!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Semi-Wordless Bra Tuesday

In memory of
April 22, 1923 - December 11, 2008
You are still an inspiration to us all.
Thank you, Nurse Bettie, for letting me borrow your bodacious uniform
I will try not to spill any punch on it...but if I do, I promise to do

And then I will dance like you too!

Rest in Peace, Bettie Page

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Stick A Sock On It Doctah!

not this one...
Doctah Shoal's little pet wally has sure been getting a LOT of attention on Twitter these days! See here!

And since it's Christmas-time, I asked Olga (Twitter's Santa Hat Elf) to fix them up with a couple of Santa Hats!


Don't they look festive?

The Doctah wore his Santa Hat to the Annual Hollydale General Hospital Clinic and Beaver Taming Salon's Christmas Party!

But things got a little crazy once the Good Doctah turned on the disco music....
and stripped down to his sock!
Apparently he only wears one.
Wanna see it?
Ya sure?

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Wordless Beaver Wednesday

To top off my new holiday party outfit for the
Annual Christmas Party (phew!)....I chose this snappy little Red-Sheared-Beaver
and White-Rabbit Santa Hat!
(No, I did NOT make it and neither did Olga!)

Click on my picture for details about the hat!

*Find the complete list of
Wordless Beaver Wednesday links here: Speedcat 2008

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Wordless Bra Tuesday

Before I became a Nurse, I worked a lot of odd jobs...
like...Car Show Model!
Here I am modeling the latest in portable headlights
(invented of course, by Doctah Shoal)
at the prestigious Hollydale Holiday Car Show!

Sure, it was fun ~ but I still think being a Nurse is waaaaay funner!
(And my hat is nicer too!)


Saturday, December 6, 2008

Fishin' With The Doctah

Doctah Shoal has been working so hard and pulling a lot of night shifts I suggested we close up shop early today and go try our luck out on Lake Hollydale...home to the elusive Norwatrouteiven.
Of course, Doctah Shoal brought his special Shoal Pole with the
460 degree Fukiamajiggyma Bobber on the end...
and as you can see he landed a BIG ONE!

But mine's cuter.

Don't ya think?

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

Semi-Wordless Beaver Wednesday

My Official Nurse Amanda Beaver Taming Mask
will not only help protect sensitive, exposed *body parts
during the beaver taming process...
but it's so dang cute that even the peskiest beaver
will quickly become putty in your hands!

Only $10 per box of 100
Order yours today and I'll throw in a free razor!

Hey, Doctah Shoal isn't the only one who can invent cool stuff!

*eyes, ears, stuff like that

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

Wordless Bra Tuesday

Awwww....feelin' kinda low down and droopy?You need
Doctor Shoal's AtTITude Adjustment Bra!

Only $12.34 per bra
Order today and we'll throw in a complimentary pair of
Doctor Shoal's patented heavy-duty YANK-EM-UP Straps
(for those really bad days)...for free!

Sunday, November 30, 2008

Seven Things About ME!

In an effort to better understand WHO I AM
my Late Night Shift Assistant, Nurse Awake In Rochester
has asked me to reveal SEVEN INTERESTING THINGS about myself!

So here goes:

1. I am a lousy speller. I graduated last in Spelling at the Hollydale School for Wayward Nurses. Big deal. I hardly ever need to spell stuff right anyway.

2. However, I graduated at the head of my class in Hair Removal and Head Transplants....which here at Hollydale General Hospital Clinic and Beaver Taming Salon is waaay more important and useful than Spelling!
So there!

3. I was conceived very late one night by accident...but both of my parents say it was pretty much the most fun they ever had with someone they'd never even met before.

4. Both of my parents are crazy. Dad has a split personality and is always running around forgetting what his name is and/or where he is. I can't tell you how many times we've had to go pick him up from the golf course wearing nothing but his socks! Mom lives in a fantasy world...and has trouble remembering her name too (weird, huh?) and she also disappears from time to time to places no one's ever heard of before ('cept maybe for dad.)

5. I enjoy playing blog-volleyball, knitting stuff outta left-over beaver fur, eating corn dogs, Paging Doctah Shoal, and goofing around operating
N D I C U!

6. I LOVE my nice hat.
I cannot imagine life without it.
It is what makes me, me!

7. And I love Doctah Shoal.
(Professionally speaking, of course)

I cannot imagine life without him.
He is what makes me, me!

Oooops! I almost forgot!...I am TAGGING Doctah Shoal to do this MEME too!

Saturday, November 29, 2008

"Necessity is the Doctor of Invention" ~ so says Doctor Shoal

Doctor Shoal's Amazing Polypropylanimalalimine Beard Covers

When safety, sanitation, and good looks counts, don't forget about the beard covers! The amazing Doctor Shoal's Polypropylanimalalimine Beard Cover is made from a soft, breathable material and it's full size elastic fit provides complete coverage for even the most gigantic head and/or hairyest chin. It's stylish good looks makes it suitable for extended wear in or out of the OR and ensures worry-free performance during surgery and/or even the messiest meal!

Meets all FDA standards

Sold by the box/100 And if you order today, we'll throw in a boatload of
Doctor Shoal's Disgustingly Thick Bean Soup Gravy Mix for free!

Call 1-800-CUINDICU

Wednesday, November 26, 2008

Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Monday, November 24, 2008

Even As A Little Shaver...

I knew
I was destined for a career in Nursing and Hair Removal!(And for wearing nice hats)
And now...
....thanks to Doctor Shoal...
I get to practice my beloved craft day and night!
You da best (and handsomest) Doc in da biz!


Feeling Hairy?
I can help!
Call or stop by the
Hollydale General Hospital Clinic's
Beaver Tamer Salon
and discover a whole new you!
(men, women, or whatever!)

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Great News for Beavers and Other Hairy Beasts!

Hollydale General Hospital Clinic's Beaver Taming Salon
is now OPEN for business!
And we specialize in taming not only beavers,
but ALL types of hairy critters....So why be a hairy beast when you can be a smooth operator?
At Hollydale General Hospital Clinic's Beaver Tamer Salon,
We have a friendly staff of experienced professionals
and an wide assortment of razors to choose from.

Call and make YOUR appointment today! 1-800-HGHCBEAVER

And then, to further enhance your new look,
how about letting Doctor Shoal have a whack at your face
with one of his new state of the art Plastic Surgery Treatments?