Sunday, November 23, 2008

Great News for Beavers and Other Hairy Beasts!


Hollydale General Hospital Clinic's Beaver Taming Salon
is now OPEN for business!
And we specialize in taming not only beavers,
but ALL types of hairy critters....So why be a hairy beast when you can be a smooth operator?
At Hollydale General Hospital Clinic's Beaver Tamer Salon,
We have a friendly staff of experienced professionals
and an wide assortment of razors to choose from.

Call and make YOUR appointment today! 1-800-HGHCBEAVER

And then, to further enhance your new look,
how about letting Doctor Shoal have a whack at your face
with one of his new state of the art Plastic Surgery Treatments?

34 comments:

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Nurse!

He said he wanted a trim, not a shave!!!!!!!!!!

Ha haa, you really do have a talent for shaving though. How many is this now?? Must be at least 55 patients.
Need a massage, or a message?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

All I know is my arms are killin' me!!! And there is hair ALL over the salon floor...

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I'm next!!!!!!!!

Shall I take my shirt off??

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ha haaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I need some taken off the rear bumper ...

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

You know the drill..........BEND OVER! And STAND STILL!!!

hee-heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

HEY! quit pulling them out ... YHEEEEOOUTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ohhhh man!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Who let all the beaver in here??

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Whoooooooooooops! Use the wrong shaver!

Miss Moneypenny said...

Did you use Hedge Clippers on Jaffer? ;~))

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Those are not beavers! The are trained squirrels! They help me clean up all the hair on the floor! Arnt they CUTE?!?!?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

No Ms MP....we are saving those for YOUR beaver! Have a seat, we'll be right with you! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Ohhh my!

Moneypenny is in the beaver chair ... ???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ha haa!!!!!!!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Ms MP just popped in & popped right back out! Prolly went to go fetch her beaver!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

A beaver napping!

Call inspector Beavario !!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Where is my rock???

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

don't know? Am I 'spose to know?

Miss Moneypenny said...

No thanks, I'll sprinkle baby powder on my beaver and take my chances with my husband's 5 blade Gillette Fusion Razor to become smooth for Sunday's Patriots game! :~))

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Won't that just irritate the heck outta your beaver? I mean the powder would make mine SNEEZE like crazy!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

OMG!

HA HAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Patriots win by 7!

beaver at 11:00

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Doctah...I'm getting the feeling that Ms MP has a rather unusual beaver...arn't you?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I sure am!

Maybe it is untamed like at the ones at Hollydale ranch ....

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Oh yeah...those ones are cRaZy!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I mean, do you think her beaver actually watches football?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

i dunno??

Shall we go over there and find out??

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Let's GO!!!!!!!!!

Miss Moneypenny said...

Yes, my Beaver has a unusual high fear of Doctor Shoals Hedge Clippers, Ah chooooooo

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I do believe Speedy is about to be e-MANcipated! (Finally!) :)

Awake In Rochester said...

Very good work Dr. Shoal, and Nurse Amanda. You have conclusive proof that the patient looks handsome with or without a beard!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Yes Awake! I think he is very handsome!

Daisy said...

Now THAT'S a close shave!!! :D