Nurse Hugankiss: Oh! I see you worked the night shift Doctah Excitement!
I am Speedy Cat, yes. This blog started from comments at "Speedcat Hollydale"....Doctor Shoal is my alias blog, and Nurse Hugankiss is really Olga the Traveling Bra"
WHAT?!?!?! I thought Doctor Shoal was my brother?...or something...
I mean I thought Speedy was my brother....Or....is that Speedy is Olga's brother? And I am Doctor Shoal's sister? No...that can't be right either!
I request a lighted floor please ...OHHHH yeah ... that's what I'm talkin about. I see my list is growing bigger
Nurse! Nurse! .... where is the creme?? My rash is coming back too.
Oh For Gawdsakes! Another ailment, Doctah?!?! Can't ya just smear some Magical Weena Creme on it & be HAPPY!?!?!
On me bum ... take a good (look) at the darn bugger
WHOA DANG!!!! Professionally speaking...that is very impressive!
.... are you lookin at my salmon???
Those are my poped out aeriolies!!
I assume you will be operating late this evening Doctah?
I will stop only to potti
Wait till your colonoscopy results are in.
I eagerly await with bowels retracted!Duh!...of course I'm a nurse...can't you tell by my hat?
The world of doctrin and nusin spans soooo many canyons in the mountainous regions of life ....
Takes your mind off your rashy azz though, eh?
Well, the undees are flat cause they are 10 sizes tooo tight! My manberries are crunched into diamonds
My shift is covered... with cream...I mean ointment.
I did yours ... now you do mine!!!
You should go lie down & rest Doctah...you've been through QUITE an ordeal this evening. I will clean up the mess.
I have been very busty today
..... and I now have a smooth lusterous appearance!!!!!!!