Saturday, November 15, 2008

Just Playing Doctor and Nurse

Hopefully a few of the following actual comments between the handsome
Doctor Shoal and me, Nurse Amanda Hugankiss (with the nice hat)
will clear up any more confusion about WHO WE ARE and
WHAT THE HECK WE ARE DOING?!

Doctah Shoal: You paged, nurse?

Nurse Hugankiss: Oh! I see you worked the night shift Doctah Excitement!

I am Speedy Cat, yes. This blog started from comments at "Speedcat Hollydale"....Doctor Shoal is my alias blog, and Nurse Hugankiss is really Olga the Traveling Bra"

WHAT?!?!?! I thought Doctor Shoal was my brother?...or something...
I mean I thought Speedy was my brother....
Or....is that Speedy is Olga's brother? And I am Doctor Shoal's sister? No...that can't be right either!

Just like old times on the chicken ranch ... ehh??

This is a respectable Nurse's Station...also Clinic....and sometimes a Chat Room....I'm thinking about adding a bar and some disco music too!

I request a lighted floor please ...

OHHHH yeah ... that's what I'm talkin about. I see my list is growing bigger

Oh my yes it is just huge!

Nurse! Nurse! .... where is the creme?? My rash is coming back too.

Oh For Gawdsakes! Another ailment, Doctah?!?! Can't ya just smear some Magical Weena Creme on it & be HAPPY!?!?!

On me bum ... take a good (look) at the darn bugger

WHOA DANG!!!! Professionally speaking...that is very impressive!

.... are you lookin at my salmon???

OMG....I dont WANT to look at it...but I just cant HELP MYSELF!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!

Those are my poped out aeriolies!!

Time is patients!

I assume you will be operating late this evening Doctah?

I will stop only to potti

Oh dear...are you doing your own anestheia again Doctah?!?!

am afraid so ... grab the G7 super potty injection kit and a shoe horn

Will you be needing/wanting a catheder, Doctah???

The nasal cavities will be added later. We all needed to get home and blog about our new attachments.

Hmmmmm, don't you think you'd get better results using your 460 Degree Fukiamathingamajigger...ya know, the one with the flexible shaft?

Golf clubs are surgical instraments in my large hands ...

Plastic surgery is not your specialty....but you are excellent at making stuff up! I appreciate that!

HEY!!!! .... why is me bum smoking???

It's a fricken LAZER....it'll burn right through your pants!!!

woof woof ..... running down the hall


I seem to have lost my head - I saw Nurse Huggans running down the hall with one - headed torwards the X-Ray machine

Head transplants are EASY!!!!!

Alright Amanda .. you come down from there and splain this whole thing to me....

Wait till your colonoscopy results are in.

I eagerly await with bowels retracted!

Duh!...of course I'm a nurse...can't you tell by my hat?

The world of doctrin and nusin spans soooo many canyons in the mountainous regions of life ....

Doctah.....you are starting to irritate me like a rash...


Did you know nobody can lick there own wenis??? Try it yourself! I did today though. My elbow skin was so far protruding!!!!!

Are you challenging me to a wenis war?!?

I am twisting the tar out of mine(s) to get ready for the wenis war ....... after my swelling goes down

Takes your mind off your rashy azz though, eh?

Well, the undees are flat cause they are 10 sizes tooo tight! My manberries are crunched into diamonds

My shift is covered... with cream...I mean ointment.

I did yours ... now you do mine!!!

You should go lie down & rest Doctah...you've been through QUITE an ordeal this evening.
I will clean up the mess.

I have been very busty today

Dr. Smoooooooooootchiepants.

..... and I now have a smooth lusterous appearance!!!!!!!
I think I may write a song about this!!

44 comments:

Awake In Rochester said...

Of all the posts that I've read so far of Olga & NurseA this is my very favorite. It's my favorite because I felt that YOU talked to me. What I've been missing from your other posts is YOU. Thank you!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Good morning Awake - I am so glad you enjoyed this insight into my strange little world...er, I mean Hollydale General Hosoital Clinic!

Olga doesn't "speak to you?" That's weird....

Say...are you interested in being a Nurse's Aid here at HGHC?...the night shift perhaps?

Anonymous said...

It Is This Cats Opinion That Was De Best Dialog I Eva Hoyd! He Hee

Awake In Rochester said...

A Nurse's Aid at HGHC? Sure! The Hospital seems very clean. Even the desks shine! But everybody seems to be on Viagra. Working around people who take the little blue pill will take some getting use to. Personally I don't take pills.

How about a Meme? Are you up to the challenge? "Name 7 things about You". I mean YOU. But it can't be anything sexual. ;o) It can be anything else. I hope that Nurse Amanda lets her hair down here. At lest a little.

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Hello Kitty! :)


Awake - GREAT! I could use a little help around here & will add you to my sidebar STAT!
I will be happy to do the MEME, however...but cant'let my hair down much more...or my nice hat mught fall off! ;)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

LOVE this .... It's like we are real!! (( we are real, right?? ))


WAYYYYYYYYYYY 2 Cool

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ooops, I see I was confused back at Speedcat Hollydale a minute ago :-)

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Of COURSE we are real Speedy! Just like Doctor Shoal & Nurse Amanda are real! (Maybe even more so!)

And the best part it....there's MORE!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

It's funny, as I read the post I realized how many subjects we had covered.

Medicine is funny.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

What is Olga doing here???


HA HAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

WHAT ARE YOU doing here? Where are Doctor Shoal & Nurse Amanda?....hmmmmm?????

Speedcat Hollydale said...

true

Doctor Shoal said...

I am happy to be in this movie

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I believe the Good Doctah said is best "The world of doctrin and nusin spans soooo many canyons in the mountainous regions of life" ....*sigh*

He is so astute!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

COINKIDINK!!!

I think it/we SHOULD be a movie!

Or at least a comic book

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

There will be a sequel ya know....I didnt even have a chance to bring up the beavers

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

And barely touched on your rashy azz...(I forgot my gloves)

Doctor Shoal said...

Here you are ...

You are needed in the OR


We need to operate on the bra!!!!!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

OMG!!! What have you done to OLGA?!?!?

Awake In Rochester said...

Your hat looks like it's on extremely tight! Doesn't it sometimes hurt having it on that tight?

Drowsey Monkey said...

Oh yeah, that cleared things up. Cleared up a rash I had to...it's a Christmas post miracle!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

YHAAAAAAAAAA
HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love me some X mas miracles

Hi Drowsey
Hi Nurse
Hi Olgeena Cuppi

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Drowsey's HERE!!!! It's a MIRACLE!!

Glad your rash cleared up! Now what's this about "Viagra?"

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

AWAKE! NooOOoooo...my hat is perfect!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Wanna meet in in the ICU later Speedy?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Viagra??? I thought it was Cialis Prius?

ICU in the ER OR OPD

Other Peoples Demeral

what??

I do not understand it myself ...

Here comes the Doctor!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

4-Piperidinecarboxylic acid, 1-methyl-4-phenyl-, ethyl ester, hydrochloride

Speedcat Hollydale said...

CAS number 57-42-1
ATC code N02AB02
PubChem 4058
DrugBank APRD00074
Chemical data
Formula C15H21NO2
Mol. mass 247.33
SMILES eMolecules & PubChem
Pharmacokinetic data
Bioavailability 50-60%
Protein binding 65-75%
Metabolism Liver
Half life 3-5 hours
Excretion Renal
Therapeutic considerations
Pregnancy cat. C(AU) C(US)

Legal status Controlled (S8)(AU) Class A(UK) Schedule II(US)

Routes oral, IV, IM


pLEASE ADD THIS TO to the charts at the Nurses station, were I am a LOT

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

O K! C U N D O R!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

WTF?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ha haaa!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Is that the small print for your Viagra Rx?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

yes yes .. I vill be seen yea in da OR too den Olgen

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Cialis

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I just tie a rock on dar and den it izz goot

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ohhh LENA!!?!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I thought that was a CAR?


Must go help an annoying family member dye her hair RED...be back in 10 minutes! C U!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

A ROCK?!? HOLD THAT THOUGHT!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Why are you in the pantry Sven??

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

....a rock???????????


8 minutes.....

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

OK....hair died!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Isn't Cialis a car? And Prius is a...oh wait...

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Yoooooooo-Hooooooooo! I mean...Paging Doctah Shoal... Paging Doctah Shoal!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

O I C U R @ DMS!