Monday, April 27, 2009
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Saturday, March 21, 2009
It is a feat that has been seldom accomplished.
Unfortunately, since Spring has sprung, I am booked up to my eyeballs at the Beaver Taming Salon, so I won't be attending any parties...but you can bet yer mustard I will be chowin' down on corndogs ALL DAY (and prolly night too) in the breakroom because....
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Well, it should come as no surprise that besides being a PhD Genious of Modern Medicine, Doctor Shoal is also a gourmet cook...but then, I'm no slouch in the kitchen either...so, in the interest of modern medicine (and my ego) I challenged Doctah Shoal to a little friendly competition to see
Doctah Shoal wasted no time in whooping up big batch of booger producing
(I think it was a tie!)
Monday, February 16, 2009
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Sunday, February 8, 2009
*If you place your order today....we'll throw in a special Doctor Shoal sock (men's sizes only) for free!
Friday, January 30, 2009
Good thing I'm wearing glasses...I am a renegade...I wear paper glasses I made with a napkin and some bottle glass. -4 diopter correction is at the bottom of every 7-UP.
I am a PHD'ed Professional (confused look on face) Wanna take a bath??
DOCTAH!!!!!!!!!! WHere's your hypocratical oath?!?!
My oath is in the oath box under the nurses station drug cabinet.
You never make short serious comments either....I think you are confusing yourself with someone else!
I would love to see a waxed botox beaver ..... just sayin`
...shouldn't I be wearing some sort of protection too? From the gravy 'n all....eeeknow ... mhe fingarz is ale gravi layden
Dang! It's wiggling...are you sure it's dead?
Yes, my rock gravidongio is doing wonders.
Now put them on....and say...Here Fishy Fishy...& wiggle the lures around....
The F%2 hyperbole` is quite quadriatic in nature. Using slash hash burns the HTML pan. We are also pioneering the new vitreous humor drowsey application. It has a solution of 5 parts Mello Yellow and 2 parts cheeto juice.
Beaver plug? Sack of beavers? That sounds kinda gross!!! Don't forget...this IS a respectable Nurses Station!!!!
...just finished installing a nose on Malina Fherenhousens BEFORE hand she was much to cheeky. Ahhhh he heeeeeeeee!!!!!!!
I also took her 5 chins and made a adams apple pie
THEN .... I did a seminar on love handle butter cupping
THEN .... did some Tie CHEEEEE ear iolan subdural massage - to stiffen and re-juvenate suppleness of the buttock
Are you making this stuff up?
Well...Love handle butter cupping is a homeopathic natural healing method procured by ancient Inca Indians of the Southwest. It invloves gyratical fluxuations and caremel applications to the torso. Then you put in the stick and wrap with wax paper
Wanna try a little PB on your weenis Doctah?
So much for the clean carpetIt's OK......the beavers will lap it up in the morning
GREAT SCOTTS!!!!!!!!!!! Don't throw away the head!
Why not? I do it all the time!
Oh Doctah!!! And here thought I knew everything there was to know about you....but I had no idea you used to be a drunken street gigolo!I have been at a meeting with Santa at the North Pole,
and my pager was frozen to my wenis ... after a quick thaw, I am scrubing up for duty in the OR
Pager frozen to your weenis? No wonder you weren't responding!
You are a free spirit Nurse Hugans
Well I'm just glad the Good Doctah wasn't trying to lick his weenis...he could had his tongue frozen there too! Doctah??? Hoo-Yooo?!?Is that green thing on your head the goiter?
I prefer to call my goiter Ms Tuesday
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!Doctah!!!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nurse nurse! ... there is a wenis on ur blog!!!!
Doctah? I'm almost finished knitting your Beaver Fur Bulbous Rex Warmer...did you want any tassles or sequins on it?
Nurse...I do not think you know how happy I get sometimes visiting the I C U Nurses station. I can be all streesed out from surgery, and then all of a sudden my ills the ale are beered desparatos riding moose in the desserts of Dairy Queen. I like strawberry Sundays myself.
Are you trying to make SENSE here? Please don't do that.
G night!!!... and yes, yours IS cuter hug hug
*smile*Yeah, but yours is bigger.
I tweeted you.....did ya feel it?
I did! I did!!
I poked you at Facebook
OW!!! My eye!
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Monday, January 26, 2009
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
So, I've been busy thinking up ways I could trim not just beavers, but a few costs 'round here as well. A quick peek inside the storage cupboard gave me this great idea:
* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Three convenient sizes:
They're a cinch to make too!
Just wait 'til you see the earrings and