Thursday, January 15, 2009

Go With The Flow!

In an effort to save money for construction of his new state-of-the-art Chicken Wing, Doctor Shoal recently introduced Paper Napkin Bras

So, I've been busy thinking up ways I could trim not just beavers, but a few costs 'round here as well. A quick peek inside the storage cupboard gave me this great idea:
Maxi Pad Slippers!

* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles
*Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Three convenient sizes:
1. Light
2. Regular
3. Heavy

They're a cinch to make too!
For the foot part, I just laid out two maxi pads, then wrapped two more pads around the toe area to form the top, then I glued the sides to the bottom of the foot part! (Decorations are optional, of course.)

Just wait 'til you see the earrings and
other cool stuff I'm making!


Drowsey Monkey said...





LOL - okay, you and the doctah are not allowed to play with each other for a while ... you're getting too crazy!

Drowsey Monkey said...

Err...not that you "play" with each other. Or yourselves.

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

We play blog-volleyball all the time! Is that what you mean?

I'm taking orders....what size?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I want to play!!

These will be great, and my slippers won't be bait
... for the cat to mate

My feets get stinki??? Grabs me a new pair! GEENIOUS !!!!!!!!!!

Mine will have golf tees on the top, tho :-)

Drowsey says no, I say yes
My smelly feets on Blogger and Wordpress ... TRUE STORY

Say, is there a shipping / handling fee?? After my hat experience, I think I better order out

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Sure Golfer Dood....I assume you need to Super Dooper Extra Large Jumbe size?

Claire said...


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Speedcat Hollydale said...


Speedcat Hollydale said...

14 W I D E please

Speedcat Hollydale said...

New socks???

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

14 WIDE?!?!?

I might have to tape 2 together!!!

Miss Moneypenny said...

As the British say, your Menstrual Slippers are Bloody Funny! :D

@ Three convenient sizes: Do you sell Maxi Pad Slippers for those days in between when there is no Menstrual Flow? ;)

Speedcat Hollydale said...


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Awake In Rochester said...

Oh NO! You did not!

I agree totally with Drowsey!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Ms. MP - Yes, we could custom make your slippers to suit your mood AND time of the month!

Doctah - I'm very glad your linki winki works....but your patients are loosing patience...better get back to the ICU STAT!

Nurse AIR - Agreeing with Drowsey is ALWAYS a good idea...but I thought you'd wanna snatch these slippers up in a heartbeat!

Shauna said...


What an idea Nursie Huggie Kissie!!! (NHK)

Especially when my (ahem) friend is visiting, and don't mind the fact that she stopped coming over for a whole dam year, (guess my excellent nursing pissed her off?), then decided out of the red to start visiting regularly...for the 1st time too! Before I never knew when she'd show up, now I have a good handle on my blowing up at everyone week(SSSS)!! Especially at HER!! And how DARE she at my age!! Well!!! (At LEAST she brings me those cool heating Therma-thingies that I stick to me grannie undies!!) ;-D

I'll order as many of them as you have left...oh, and can you make some that fit the upper legs? As in thighs? As in this is getting really gross??

Grreat post Huggie Kissie!!

Fellow Nurse but without my hat usual...... :-x

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Nurse Shauna - Gosh, your friend sounds kinda rude...barging in unannounced after a WHOLE year?...I'd tell her to stick it where the sun don't shine!...but thigh high Slippers are a great idea! I'll grab a case of Depends and give it a whack!

PLEASE come back again...we need more Nurse's 'round here! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

i lost my blogging keys ... (crying)

Did you know that AIR will not approve (moderate) my comments??? That is whack!!!

I spend time to comment and she holds on to them. I am ANGRY!!!!


Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

WHAT?!? That's cRaZy! She needs a spanking!