Friday, January 30, 2009

Just Playing Doctor and Nurse (Again!)

It's been 2 months since we last peeked in on
The Doctah and Nurse Hugankiss....let's see what they've been up to!

Good thing I'm wearing glasses...I am a renegade...I wear paper glasses I made with a napkin and some bottle glass. -4 diopter correction is at the bottom of every 7-UP.

Paging Doctah Shoal! Paging Doctah Shoal! Crazy Golfer Dood is not making sense! Again....Plus he's been peeking at my SOURCE CODE! again

I am a PHD'ed Professional (confused look on face) Wanna take a bath??

DOCTAH!!!!!!!!!! WHere's your hypocratical oath?!?!

My oath is in the oath box under the nurses station drug cabinet.

You never make short serious comments either....I think you are confusing yourself with someone else!

I would love to see a waxed botox beaver ..... just sayin`


...shouldn't I be wearing some sort of protection too? From the gravy 'n all....

eeeknow ... mhe fingarz is ale gravi layden

Dang! It's wiggling...are you sure it's dead?

Yes, my rock gravidongio is doing wonders.

Now put them on....and say...Here Fishy Fishy...& wiggle the lures around....

The F%2 hyperbole` is quite quadriatic in nature. Using slash hash burns the HTML pan. We are also pioneering the new vitreous humor drowsey application. It has a solution of 5 parts Mello Yellow and 2 parts cheeto juice.

Beaver plug? Sack of beavers? That sounds kinda gross!!! Don't forget...this IS a respectable Nurses Station!!!!

...just finished installing a nose on Malina Fherenhousens BEFORE hand she was much to cheeky. Ahhhh he heeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

I also took her 5 chins and made a adams apple pie

THEN .... I did a seminar on love handle butter cupping

THEN .... did some Tie CHEEEEE ear iolan subdural massage - to stiffen and re-juvenate suppleness of the buttock

Are you making this stuff up?

Well...Love handle butter cupping is a homeopathic natural healing method procured by ancient Inca Indians of the Southwest. It invloves gyratical fluxuations and caremel applications to the torso. Then you put in the stick and wrap with wax paper

Wanna try a little PB on your weenis Doctah?

So much for the clean carpet

It's OK......the beavers will lap it up in the morning

GREAT SCOTTS!!!!!!!!!!! Don't throw away the head!

Why not? I do it all the time!

Oh Doctah!!! And here thought I knew everything there was to know about you....but I had no idea you used to be a drunken street gigolo!

I have been at a meeting with Santa at the North Pole,
and my pager was frozen to my wenis ... after a quick thaw, I am scrubing up for duty in the OR

Pager frozen to your weenis? No wonder you weren't responding!

You are a free spirit Nurse Hugans

Well I'm just glad the Good Doctah wasn't trying to lick his weenis...he could had his tongue frozen there too! Doctah??? Hoo-Yooo?!?

Is that green thing on your head the goiter?

I prefer to call my goiter Ms Tuesday

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!Doctah!!!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nurse nurse! ... there is a wenis on ur blog!!!!

Doctah? I'm almost finished knitting your Beaver Fur Bulbous Rex Warmer...did you want any tassles or sequins on it?

Nurse...I do not think you know how happy I get sometimes visiting the I C U Nurses station. I can be all streesed out from surgery, and then all of a sudden my ills the ale are beered desparatos riding moose in the desserts of Dairy Queen. I like strawberry Sundays myself.

Are you trying to make SENSE here? Please don't do that.

G night!!!... and yes, yours IS cuter hug hug

*smile*Yeah, but yours is bigger.

I tweeted you.....did ya feel it?

I did! I did!!

I poked you at Facebook

OW!!! My eye!

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!!

smoooooooooooooooooootch!!!!

69 comments:

Doctor Shoal said...

It's amazing a post from conmments can be so GREAT!!!!!!!!

I love it (((((((((smile)))))))))

Doctor Shoal said...

{i guess i have said some crazy things}

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Me too! :) And I LOVE your glasses!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Crazy like a Geenious!!!

Doctor Shoal said...

I remember first getting my doctors licence, and opening up my clinic. It was a small place ...

Doctor Shoal said...

I like the glasses too ... I look so SHMART, no???

You look HOT!!!!!!!!

Doctor Shoal said...

and then patients started to come in ........

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

If I remember correctly you were delirous with a fever! And would NOT hold still so I could take your temerpature!

Doctor Shoal said...

First was Meleah ....

Doctor Shoal said...

Well ... doctors do make the worst patients.

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Then Drowsey poked her head in & out....she really needs to come back!

Miss Moneypenny said...

Is this medical unit #7???

Doctor Shoal said...

then my rash developed

I still have a scare on my left buttock

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Yes it is Nurse Funnybone & Hedgehog Inspector!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Sounds scarey Doctah....

Doctor Shoal said...

Moneypenny!!!!!!!!!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Nurse Funnybone?...Maybe it's time we give you a promotion to Bulbous Rex Specialist!

Miss Moneypenny said...

You two need a 0007 tracker tag so I can track where you disappear to on Moneypenny radar! ;)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Oh it's easy to find us! We are usually either N D OR or N D ICU!

Doctor Shoal said...

I have a global missionary positioning system on my belt, paging is my middle name, along with FLOYD

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

OoooOOooh....what a GREAT comment! :)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

What does the belt thingamabob actually DO?!?!?

Pussy Galore said...

Did U borrow 0007's global missionary positioning system?

Doctor Shoal said...

Well ... it takes temps, and has laser-stitch technologies for surgury in the field.

... as long is it is not frozen to my urethra

Doctor Shoal said...

WOWWWWWWWW !!!!!!!!!!!

James 0007 said...

shay poooshii

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Frozen urethra?!?! How about a nice beaver fur GMPS belt cover? I'll knit ya one!

What size?

James 0007 said...

I recieved the device from Q

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Has Doctah Shoal been kidnapped? How did James Bond get in here? Hey....you're kinda CUTE! :)

James 0007 said...

Doctoe SHHHoal has been detained for his muti-national freeze ray weaponsh

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

OH! I see! Well, would YOU like a nice beaver fur GMPS belt cover? I'll knit ya one!

What size?

James 0007 said...

Thermobond ..... James Thermobond

Miss Moneypenny said...

Q told me that Freezin' Steven runs the universe during the Ice Age of Winter!

James 0007 said...

Shay ... that does shound nishe, nursh.

May I ???

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Shur! WHAT SHIZE?!?!?!

Miss Moneypenny said...

When your GMPS needs Global Warming, call Thermobond!

James 0007 said...

Moneypenny ... yesh.

We have decoysh shet up in Lenongrad and Constantnopolis.

Can you shee Moonraker Urethra 7 on the radar shcreen ????

James 0007 said...

0007 pleash

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Shilly me! I shoulda known!

James 0007 said...

I'll be diverging with M under the frozen ice caps of Minneapolish in the Secret shervish shumbarine. Black out for sheventy minutsh

Speedcat Hollydale said...

How is 0007 ????

Miss Moneypenny said...

No Moonraker Urethra 7 on my radar and the weather forecast doesn't call for showers, either... Thank God1

Miss Moneypenny said...

I think 0007 has had one too many vodka martinis! ;)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Where is Doctah Shoal????

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Yes ... where is Shoal????


I think he may be in surgury !!!

Miss Moneypenny said...

Could Doctah Shoal be busy with Doctah Wang? ;)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Shaken cat, stirring dragon Martini ??

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I hope his global missionary positioning system isn't giving him problems....

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Maybe I bettah go check on the Good Doctah N D OR!


Be right back......

Speedcat Hollydale said...

No, but Miss Galore seems to be missing as well!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Ooooh...then maybe I better stay here!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

You off duty for tommorow Nurse???

Pussy Galore said...

Something came up and I got stuck in 0007's global missionary positioning system! :)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Indeed I am! :) And you?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Ms. Galore - next time that happens...well, call me! :)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I mean...I am a NURSE...could prolly help you out of that tight spot!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

HOOOOOO WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!


My mailbox busted WIDE open ... HA HAAAAA

Miss Galore said...

That would be 0007s and Doctor Shoals dream come true!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Will it be needing sutures??? Glue? Duct tape?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

What was this post about again?!? Oh yeah.....CRAZY COMMENTS! :)

xoxoxo

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Ther's Miss Galore!

Is it true that the five pilots who make up Pussy Galore's Flying Circus are all trained in comma sutra ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Miss Moneypenny said...

And who will post these crazy comments? ;)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

A shmart nurse in a NICE hat! :)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

This Nurse is getting shleeeeepy....see you two tamarra???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Yes .... posting THESE crazy commas !!!!


I have to go for a bit, making a late night run to the Kwik Trip for some rations.

Smooootchie smooootchie Moneypanny, nurse, Miss Galore,


C U later
0007, Doctor

Miss Galore said...

We try to keep our pilots away from comatose comma punctuation, yet all my pilot are experts in Kama Sutra! :)

Awake In Rochester said...

Apparently your playing Doctor & Nurse at another location lately. ;)

LOL@ your Twitter conversation with Drowsey!

Anonymous said...

their eyes look strange
mp3-legende

Turnersmlr said...

You off duty for tommorow Nurse???