Please Smoosh Your Boobies

Squished boobies are no fun! But then neither is Breast Cancer.

Annual mammograms, combined with breast self-examination, and regular breast examination by an experienced health care professional, (such as Doctor Shoal,) increases the chance of detecting cancer early...which decreases your risk of dying from the disease by 25 - 30% or more.

Now, on the other hand....

Smooshed Boobies are VERY FUN!

...and are a creative way to help promote Breast Cancer Awareness

Please visit Smoosh Your Boobies! for more information...

(oh yes, those are mine)

THANK YOU DOCTAH SHOAL

FOR SUPPORTING SMOOSHED BOOBIES...

AND INVENTING THE ELECTRO GAMMIO TEST BRA!

No More Scrawny Necks!

(Original advertisement found at Modern Mechanix)

The average human head measures about 22 inches in circumference and weighs about 12 pounds...but Doctor Shoal sports a gigantic 48 incher,

so you just KNOW that thing's gotta weigh a LOT!

As a result carrying around such an enormous head, the Doctah has pretty much written the book on developing one's neck muscles...and it is available for purchase for only 25 cents (in coin)...so get yours today and Doctor Shoal will throw in a complimentary dance lesson absolutely free!

You Asked For It...

Oh dear gawd....Doctah Shoal!!!

Do something!!!!

What A Wenis!

Poor Doctor Shoal....he's been working so hard lately... look what's happened to his wenis!

Better rub some creme on that thing Doctah...it's pretty dang gross.

Wordless Beaver Wednesday

As per Doctah's orders

(...which are getting stranger 'n stanger!!!)

(Not so) Wordless Bra Tuesday on Monday

October is
National Breast Cancer Awareness Month

And the ever thoughtful Doctah Shoal is providing FREE breast exams

at the downtown Hollydale Food Mart every day from 8am-5pm!

(And at night, by appointment only.)

Bring a sweater, it gets chilly in produce section

He's Not Just A Golfer Dude Arugula Doctah!

Whoda' thunk that the handsome Doctah Shoal is also a world renowned expert on greens?! And I'm not talking about the kind you find on a golf course either! (Although he sure knows his stuff about those too.)

The other day, in between corn dog deliveries and dealing with pesky beavers, the multi-talented Doctah took a little break to fill me in on the virtues of greens such as arugula, escarole, and even endive! Then, much to my surprise, he whipped up a little Shoal Seazer Salad with his Special Yogurt-Gravy dressing. Believe me...it was to die for!

And...he even did the dishes! *sigh*

Think you know your greens?.....Well then, name these!

First person to answer correctly gets an autographed copy of Doctor Shoal's soon to be published cookbook:

GREENS ~

They Aren't Just For Putting Anymore!

(Or, You Say Arugula...I Say Escarole!)

Classic Night Nurse

She's my hero!!!(Besides Doctah Shoal, of course)Even more Night NurseNight Nurse NIGHT NURSE!!!

Wordless Bra Tuesday

As per Doctor's orders....

How To Tame A Pesky Beaver

Mellom baby mais hunder og norsk bevers,

dette stedet Hollydale General Hospital blir en dyrehage!

Jeg bare håper at dette tames de pesky bevers!

(need translation? click da pic!)

Will Wonders Never Cease At Hollydale General Hospital?!

For some strange reason,

Hollydale General Hospital

is experiencing a great big boom of baby corn dogs!

They are very cute, but kinda messy....

So, Doctah?!?....please send more mustard and napkins!

STAT!

Chicken Breasts Gone BAD....

Poor Doctah Shoal...

Looks like his love for chicken

and his interest in breast implants

got kinda mixed up!

I think he might want to keep his "experimentation"

limited to cremes and ointments...

don't you?

One thing Doctah Shoal doesn't know about me is....

...................I never could resist a dare!

Got Goiter?

Doctor Shoals sure has been having an unfortunate streak of bad luck lately....what with his P.O.A. and Rashy Azz (not to mention the fact that his little foray into the world of Magical Cremes seems to have taken up gobs of his free time)...NOW the poor man is suffering from a golf-ball sized goiter!

This is simply NOT unacceptable because, professionally speaking,

it is really really gross,

PLUS Doctor Shoal's handsome face deserves a handsome neck!

So I took it upon myself to do little research and whaddya know!

I discovered an easy cure!

Iodized Salt!

Ya just need MORE SALT on your chicken wings, Doctah!

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Now, who's your favorite nurse?!

Doctor Shoal's CURE FOR UNSIGHTLY AZZ

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(Original advertisement found at Modern Mechanix)

If you suffer from THIS...and all the recommended creams and ointments are just not working for you, then try Dr. Shoal's newest invention,

the Hollydale Pose Breefs!

The special elasticized nylon fabric is impregnated with a steroid cream (nomorecrackbutt) to help soothe your rashy azz and minimize your, er, discomfort.

And if nothing else, at least your unsightly azz will be covered UP!

Personally endorsed and worn by Doctor Shoal!

Order yours today and you'll receive the free brochure

"How Come My Butt Itches?" absolutely FREE!

Shazam! A Man's Cream For A Man's Face!

Following hot on the heels of his amazing

Shoal Surgical Memory Pump AND the Shoal Heated Bra,

Dr. Shoal proudly presents

SHAZAM! - A Man's Cream For A Man's Face!

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(Original advertisement found at Modern Mechanix)

Dr. Shoal's unusual interest in creams and ointments has not only gotten him into some sticky situations, but also led to this remarkable discovery which when applied daily will "invigorate and harden your facial muscles and promote an alert, forceful expression!"

Just like Doctor Shoal!

Guaranteed

or your dollar back!

And if you order now - Dr. Shoal will throw in a complimentary

Halloweenie Card - free of charge!

(Thanks Doctah!)