Friday, October 24, 2008

No More Scrawny Necks!

(Original advertisement found at Modern Mechanix)
The average human head measures about 22 inches in circumference and weighs about 12 pounds...but Doctor Shoal sports a gigantic 48 incher,
so you just KNOW that thing's gotta weigh a LOT!
As a result carrying around such an enormous head, the Doctah has pretty much written the book on developing one's neck muscles...and it is available for purchase for only 25 cents (in coin)...so get yours today and Doctor Shoal will throw in a complimentary dance lesson absolutely free!

5 comments:

Speedcat Hollydale said...

My head used to turn as a beautiful woman passed, but now, I have to spin my enire body (neck is so large and muscular it is not rubbery like the rest of my body)

I used to have one of those chicken gizzard necks with "stuff" hanging down ... jiggalling all over to and fro.

My neck .... is a very very very large neck

with two cats in the yard, life used to be so hard

Ha haaaa!!!!!!!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

You can take that nap now Doctah!

Oh and maybe change your picture too????

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Yes ... I call a truce, peace in the valley, and Siesta Saturdays. Muchos Gracias el` Nursiola

(((smile)))

Going on a blogfest 2008 blitzkrieg tonight.

Cannot spell thaat ....

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Sweet dreams Doctah....

But before you conk out...maybe you should check out Meleah's Boob Smooshing? Professionally speaking, of course.

http://twitpic.com/i5dx

sogratefultobemormon.wordpress.com said...

hi nurse

hi speedy

had no idea speedy needed neck work. i shall take up a collection to help him out. here's a quarter.

funny ad :)
beany