Thursday, October 2, 2008

Shazam! A Man's Cream For A Man's Face!

Following hot on the heels of his amazing
Dr. Shoal proudly presents
SHAZAM! - A Man's Cream For A Man's Face!
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(Original advertisement found at Modern Mechanix)

Dr. Shoal's unusual interest in creams and ointments has not only gotten him into some sticky situations, but also led to this remarkable discovery which when applied daily will "invigorate and harden your facial muscles and promote an alert, forceful expression!"
Just like Doctor Shoal!
Guaranteed
or your dollar back!
And if you order now - Dr. Shoal will throw in a complimentary
Halloweenie Card - free of charge!

(Thanks Doctah!)

71 comments:

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Gosh ... that is one rugged looking man.

WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!! (what am I saying???)

I retract that statement - I think The creme?? Ohh YEAH baby ... it works wonders! There really is a creme, gel, or otherwise for ANY predicament. Just ask Doc Shoal .... he'll tell ya!

I really like Shoal's hair do (oooops - there i go again)

Did you use brill creme, or dippity doo??? I LIKE IT, and it smells like chicken :-)


Nice Hat Nurse - you are the best in the biz

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Doctah - I thought you said the cream smelled like gravy?

Thanks...I love my hat too!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Frost warning tonight!!!!!!!!

"chicken gravy" ... yahh then, aye. LOL

Ohhh shoot! I better haul crack butt over to Drowsey's house :-)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Looks like the NIP is back!!!

HA HAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!














he hee

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Frost warning?!?....OMG!!!...better also haul out our Shoal Heated Bras!
Poor Olga STILL hasn't recovered her areoli.

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

GAWD YOU SCARED ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

HOW'D YOU DO THAT?!?!?

Hmmmm....you might wanna smear some of that SHAZAM! on that nip.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... (like Merv Griffin)

How did I miss the POLL??? Oh JOY!!!!

The nip was nipped at the nipplers

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I donlike that Dr. Stephen Schueler, he's a QUACKER!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Were is the dam Ecard here???

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I just added the poll...ya like it?

I agree...that Dr. Quaker is stoopid! And not even very handsome! And I bet he can't act either.
Plus...he probably doesnt even have a BLOG!!!!!!

You are da best Doctach!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

DO I need an E-Card? Then people will come here...?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Then I will have to disinfect this place ALL the time!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Doctach! I like that!
Doctach Shoaltch!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

G'Night Doctah!

Don't forget to use your cream! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ehhh? Ecard smee card ... they are for MAIN blogs only, ehhh

AND Yeah!!!!!!!!! No blog for mr Grey! I got him beat

Coolio video doc thinggee tho

I say "tho" now too ... ehhh Thoehh!! he heee Thoehh!!!!!!!

chucli chukali chuckles

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

What was his diagnosis for you, Doctah?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

he said I was the healthiest and most verile man ever. PLUS ++ "rugged and He Man - isshhh"

I think he was GAY

Speedcat Hollydale said...

You are not in bed after all those goodnights??

Ha haaa!!!! Better see a blog specialist `bout that. I'll go with!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!


He's GAY & a Quack. BUT......................


he's right! :) You He man! ARG-ARG!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Who says I'm not in bed????

Drowsey Monkey said...

No wonder the comments on my blog have gone down,LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!

You 2 crack me UP!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Well it's about TIME my Nurse's Aide showed up! :)

wendster said...

Trained candy striper here ... reporting for duty.

Ready to rub Dr. Shoalzshthch's creme on anything that holds still long enough.

I know where I am putting mine!

Thank you Dr. Shoalzster!

*don's heated bra ... just to be ready for the cold snap.*

... what else ya got?

wendster said...

.... who likes MY hat? It's a candy striping hat, don'tcha know.

Men go crazy for them.

Goats do too.

*keeps wary eye out for goats lurking nearby ... eye-ing her hat*

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Two ladies, two hats, one page .... this is blogging heaven or somthing???

Candy stripe! Hey Amanda, shall we give Wendster a free heated bra??

(i tried one last night, and it put me right to sleep) - please do not leak that out to the public

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

That's a SPLENDID idea Doctah! Anything we can do to help stampout P.O.A. is fine by me!!!

Thanks for signing up for duty! Wendster...I'm putting you on the payroll! Ooops - I mean blog-roll. Candystripers are volunteers!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

... signing up for the payroll!!!!!

When does my prize come?? (I hope it is a new heated stethescope)

ahhh rum pah pa pumm ...ohhhhhmmmmm ohhhhhmmmmm

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

What prize?

BUt a heated stethescope is another SPLENDID idea! Gosh - you're just full of 'em arn't ya?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Golly, nurse, there appears to be something wrong with your sidebar today (????)

Looking for my prize please ....




actually, from Drowsey :-)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I don't like her. The Other Nurse. I LOVE Drowsey! But The Other Nurse looks demented.

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

The Other Nurse needs a plastic surgeon....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ummm ... who are you talking to???

Ha haaaaa!!!!

Shazam , ehhh

The other nurse is very fetching, as well as "Night Nurse" Have you ever been confused if you were a bra, nurse or camera ?????

Right now, I AM 0007 JAMES BOND

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I am talking to Doctah Shoals...who ELSE?!!?

If I were a bra...I'd be very happy! Nice work if you can get it. ;)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Gosh nurse ... that sidebar is blechkie

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Between your nips & your crack butt...my blog is becoming pornographic!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Welcome to medicine in the 90's !!!

Nursing is not always glam glam :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

....... unless you have a GREAT hat

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

No Shit!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

My hat rocks! Still....pretty hard to compete with that nasty butt in my side bar!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

You paged the Doctah???

Daisy said...

Are we there?

Daisy said...

Almost lost me off the back of the horse on that last bump, Dr. You need to slow down a bit. You ride a horse just like you do the rocket!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

dead end????

HELLO!!!!!!!!! (echo)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

my horses get out and gallop!!

sorry

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Daisy ... my pager must be broken!

Daisy said...

your horses gallop all right--wow!!

A broken pager!! It probably broke on that last bump!

Daisy said...

I think the nurse in on a coffee break.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

could be true ... where next!??!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

washing hands .... :-)

Daisy said...

I suppose I ought to head for home. I have to go to work early tomorrow morning. Sure hope your rash or rocket burn or ringworm or whatever it is gets better soon, Speedy.

Have a great weekend! :D

Daisy said...

oops! I forgot to wash my hands!

Daisy said...

bye Amanda!

Nite nite, Speedy. :D

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

G'night Daisy....sorry, I was shapening my skill saw in the lab....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ahhh ... come again Nurse ???

U have a lab now??

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I decided to make something special for you instead of torturing, I mean, making you endure my "treatment!"

Speedcat Hollydale said...

special?? hmmmm ... is it candy??

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Ummmmm......no!

Drowsey Monkey said...

58 comments!?!?!??!?!?

You 2 should start a chat room! lol

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I thought it was a clinic??

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

This is a respectable Nurse's Station...also Clinic....and sometimes a Chat Room....I'm thinking about adding a bar and some disco music too!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I request a lighted floor please ...

Speedcat Hollydale said...

respectable Nurse's Station?? NICE!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Thank you...I think it's very nice! Like my hat! And MEEEEE!!!
Oh, and you are nice too, Doctah.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

shucks!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Maybe I'll also add a yogurt bar and hot tub!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Now your talkin!!!!!

Get cooler cups for the yogiaki

Drowsey Monkey said...

It's hard to join you 2 when I can't understand what the heck yer talkin 'bout!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Go to the newest post!!! It's so much more coherent!!! LOL!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Yooo Hooo!!! Look Drowsey ... I am a chicken!

Drowsey Monkey said...

that's my problem, i thought this was that post.