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(Original advertisement found at Modern Mechanix)
If you suffer from THIS...and all the recommended creams and ointments are just not working for you, then try Dr. Shoal's newest invention,
the Hollydale Pose Breefs!
The special elasticized nylon fabric is impregnated with a steroid cream (nomorecrackbutt) to help soothe your rashy azz and minimize your, er, discomfort.
And if nothing else, at least your unsightly azz will be covered UP!
Personally endorsed and worn by Doctor Shoal!
Order yours today and you'll receive the free brochure
"How Come My Butt Itches?" absolutely FREE!
70 comments:
Arghh...that speckled ass photo is here too! LOL
okay, the front of those undies looked rather flat, just saying.
I see that....hmmmmm....hopefully it's just a temporary side effect of the medication!
Well, the undees are flat cause they are 10 sizes tooo tight!
My manberries are crunched into diamonds
ohhh look, crunchberries!
Got milk?
Takes your mind off your rashy azz though, eh?
SURE DOES!!
I think all the blood supply is cut off. Kind of 60's workout, ehhh aye e i o you
But you look very HANDSOME!!! So who cares!?
Uh-oh.....Doctah?.....oh dear.....ya know those steroids???...in your undies????....ummmmm....did you happen to read the fine print on the WARNING LABEL?!?!?
I would also like the brochure!
Fine work nurse ... I have a new SPRING in my step :-)
So cool and breezy too!
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(peering inside)
........ ohhhh dear
Guess I don't need the milk
IS it still there?!?!?!
@ Drowsey speckle aszz (ha haaaa)
The car is still in the garage ... seems the garage has been added on too (an extra stall)
I never called for a contractor??
MAYBE I WILL GET BETTER MILEAGE!!!
Well, I just did some research into your little, er, problem....and OMG!!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!
(please don't kill me!)
xoxoxoxo
HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ohhh sheet ha aha... I can forever know to go to that picture if I need a laugh.
Nicely done Nurse :-)
HAAAAAAA HAAA!!!!!!!!!
Considering your "condition" I'm impressed you CAN laugh! ;)
Gosh....I wonder what topic we will uncover next?!?! (Professionally speaking, of course)
The world of doctrin and nusin spans soooo many canyons in the mountainous regions of life ....
(hard to say)
nursin (he hee)
... what's a nusin??
CHECK STERIODIC UNDERWEAR
I cudint haf sed it bettah myselve!
my god you 2 are fast. And you said the rashy ass photo was gone!
No....I said it was covered up. But his "prius" almost gone!!!
prius?
That's Nurse-speak for "python?!"
DId you see the photo?...up there?...in the comments?????
... it used to be a python
NOW LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!
Take a good hard look
Now it's a sallymander....
a dead one!!!!!!!!
I better get me some new creme
BUTT....did your rash clear up?
ah, i c, i c.
Yeah, it's flat. Not good dude.
YES! ... and I have complete freedom and complete coverage
Drowsey used to call me Speedy, then she stood me up on our date, then she called me flat DUDE ....
Better go get some new creme
That's not exactly good....is it?!?
What kind of creme Doctah Flat Dude, I mean SHOAL?!?!?
.... measuring
well, seems the lil salmander is shriveled in half!! Good cats
I do not know??
... an my raisens fell off
Gosh - I have a whole EMAIL BOX full of offers for such cremes!...want I should send 'em to ya???
raisen creme????????
WHAT??
No email ...
No...sallymander creme. Silly.
Or.....perhaps Doc Martin has something you might like! Maybe???
Guess What???
What?!????
WHAT!!!!!!!!!
I went to see steve, and .....
I got a bucket of ....
.......chicken?
No, NOT CHICKIN!!
wHY IS dROWSEY dOWN THERE???
She's confused???? I told her to come UP HERE!!!
.........gravy?
I got a big bucket of Steve's Super ....
guess what???
WHAT DAMMIT?!?!?!?!?!???
I thought I was on the newest post, lol. Ahh, yes, so much clearer now.
Hi Girls!!!!!!!!!!!
SEE???? I told ya, Drowsey!
Glad you are here! :)
.... anyway, as I was saying
Doctah.....you are starting to irritate me like a rash...
WHAT?!?!??!?!
Nurse! ... a new smock today???
Yes....thanks for noticing! It's from Smocks R Us!
I was at Steves miracle woder weena creme center for the testosteroni challenged (steriod briefing)
... and I globbed a bunch on
.... and then
..... the scaling disappeared
..... and I now have a smooth lusterous appearance!!!!!!!
Voila ... I am cured. I see Drowsey could have cured me as well on Twitter :-)
Tonight is the strangest and best night ever .... thanks to Steve's Cremeio on Saturday Night Live
... where is she anyway???
... where is she anyway???
PHEW!!! I thought you were gonna tell me it fell OFF!
Dang - I had my needle & sutures all ready to go....and Nurse Drowsey was standing by to, er, lend a hand in the operation too!
Long Live Doc Martin & His MAGICIAL Wenna Creme! :)
...and to think this all started 'cuz of YOUR crack butt....GO FIGURE!!! LOL!
Taking a break ... WOW!!!!
You should go lie down & rest Doctah...you've been through QUITE an ordeal this evening.
I will clean up the mess.
... what mess
I am WIDE awakee ( 0^0 ) - egg n baki
yoooo hooo!!!!!!!!!
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