Saturday, October 4, 2008

Doctor Shoal's CURE FOR UNSIGHTLY AZZ

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(Original advertisement found at Modern Mechanix)

If you suffer from THIS...and all the recommended creams and ointments are just not working for you, then try Dr. Shoal's newest invention,
the Hollydale Pose Breefs!

The special elasticized nylon fabric is impregnated with a steroid cream (nomorecrackbutt) to help soothe your rashy azz and minimize your, er, discomfort.
And if nothing else, at least your unsightly azz will be covered UP!

Personally endorsed and worn by Doctor Shoal!

Order yours today and you'll receive the free brochure
"How Come My Butt Itches?" absolutely FREE!

70 comments:

Drowsey Monkey said...

Arghh...that speckled ass photo is here too! LOL

okay, the front of those undies looked rather flat, just saying.

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I see that....hmmmmm....hopefully it's just a temporary side effect of the medication!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Well, the undees are flat cause they are 10 sizes tooo tight!

My manberries are crunched into diamonds

Speedcat Hollydale said...

ohhh look, crunchberries!

Got milk?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Takes your mind off your rashy azz though, eh?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

SURE DOES!!

I think all the blood supply is cut off. Kind of 60's workout, ehhh aye e i o you

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

But you look very HANDSOME!!! So who cares!?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Uh-oh.....Doctah?.....oh dear.....ya know those steroids???...in your undies????....ummmmm....did you happen to read the fine print on the WARNING LABEL?!?!?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I would also like the brochure!

Fine work nurse ... I have a new SPRING in my step :-)

So cool and breezy too!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(peering inside)


........ ohhhh dear

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Guess I don't need the milk

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

IS it still there?!?!?!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

@ Drowsey speckle aszz (ha haaaa)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

The car is still in the garage ... seems the garage has been added on too (an extra stall)

I never called for a contractor??

MAYBE I WILL GET BETTER MILEAGE!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Well, I just did some research into your little, er, problem....and OMG!!! LOOK WHAT I FOUND!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

(please don't kill me!)
xoxoxoxo

Speedcat Hollydale said...

HAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhh sheet ha aha... I can forever know to go to that picture if I need a laugh.

Nicely done Nurse :-)

HAAAAAAA HAAA!!!!!!!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Considering your "condition" I'm impressed you CAN laugh! ;)

Gosh....I wonder what topic we will uncover next?!?! (Professionally speaking, of course)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

The world of doctrin and nusin spans soooo many canyons in the mountainous regions of life ....

(hard to say)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

nursin (he hee)

... what's a nusin??

CHECK STERIODIC UNDERWEAR

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I cudint haf sed it bettah myselve!

Drowsey Monkey said...

my god you 2 are fast. And you said the rashy ass photo was gone!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

No....I said it was covered up. But his "prius" almost gone!!!

Drowsey Monkey said...

prius?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

That's Nurse-speak for "python?!"

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

DId you see the photo?...up there?...in the comments?????

Speedcat Hollydale said...

... it used to be a python

NOW LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Take a good hard look

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Now it's a sallymander....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

a dead one!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I better get me some new creme

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

BUTT....did your rash clear up?

Drowsey Monkey said...

ah, i c, i c.

Yeah, it's flat. Not good dude.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

YES! ... and I have complete freedom and complete coverage

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Drowsey used to call me Speedy, then she stood me up on our date, then she called me flat DUDE ....

Better go get some new creme

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

That's not exactly good....is it?!?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

What kind of creme Doctah Flat Dude, I mean SHOAL?!?!?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

.... measuring

Speedcat Hollydale said...

well, seems the lil salmander is shriveled in half!! Good cats

I do not know??

Speedcat Hollydale said...

... an my raisens fell off

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Gosh - I have a whole EMAIL BOX full of offers for such cremes!...want I should send 'em to ya???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

raisen creme????????

WHAT??

No email ...

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

No...sallymander creme. Silly.

Or.....perhaps Doc Martin has something you might like! Maybe???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Guess What???

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

What?!????

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

WHAT!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I went to see steve, and .....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I got a bucket of ....

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

.......chicken?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

No, NOT CHICKIN!!

wHY IS dROWSEY dOWN THERE???

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

She's confused???? I told her to come UP HERE!!!


.........gravy?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I got a big bucket of Steve's Super ....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

guess what???

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

WHAT DAMMIT?!?!?!?!?!???

Drowsey Monkey said...

I thought I was on the newest post, lol. Ahh, yes, so much clearer now.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Hi Girls!!!!!!!!!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

SEE???? I told ya, Drowsey!

Glad you are here! :)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

.... anyway, as I was saying

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Doctah.....you are starting to irritate me like a rash...

WHAT?!?!??!?!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Nurse! ... a new smock today???

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Yes....thanks for noticing! It's from Smocks R Us!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I was at Steves miracle woder weena creme center for the testosteroni challenged (steriod briefing)

... and I globbed a bunch on



.... and then

















..... the scaling disappeared













..... and I now have a smooth lusterous appearance!!!!!!!




Voila ... I am cured. I see Drowsey could have cured me as well on Twitter :-)


Tonight is the strangest and best night ever .... thanks to Steve's Cremeio on Saturday Night Live

Speedcat Hollydale said...

... where is she anyway???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

... where is she anyway???

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

PHEW!!! I thought you were gonna tell me it fell OFF!
Dang - I had my needle & sutures all ready to go....and Nurse Drowsey was standing by to, er, lend a hand in the operation too!

Long Live Doc Martin & His MAGICIAL Wenna Creme! :)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

...and to think this all started 'cuz of YOUR crack butt....GO FIGURE!!! LOL!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Taking a break ... WOW!!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

You should go lie down & rest Doctah...you've been through QUITE an ordeal this evening.

I will clean up the mess.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

... what mess

I am WIDE awakee ( 0^0 ) - egg n baki

Speedcat Hollydale said...

yoooo hooo!!!!!!!!!