Following hot on the heels of his amazing
Dr. Shoal proudly presents
SHAZAM! - A Man's Cream For A Man's Face!
(Original advertisement found at Modern Mechanix)
Dr. Shoal's unusual interest in creams and ointments has not only gotten him into some sticky situations, but also led to this remarkable discovery which when applied daily will "invigorate and harden your facial muscles and promote an alert, forceful expression!"
Just like Doctor Shoal!
or your dollar back!
And if you order now - Dr. Shoal will throw in a complimentary
Halloweenie Card - free of charge!
(Thanks Doctah!)
71 comments:
Gosh ... that is one rugged looking man.
WAIT A MINUTE!!!!!!!! (what am I saying???)
I retract that statement - I think The creme?? Ohh YEAH baby ... it works wonders! There really is a creme, gel, or otherwise for ANY predicament. Just ask Doc Shoal .... he'll tell ya!
I really like Shoal's hair do (oooops - there i go again)
Did you use brill creme, or dippity doo??? I LIKE IT, and it smells like chicken :-)
Nice Hat Nurse - you are the best in the biz
Doctah - I thought you said the cream smelled like gravy?
Thanks...I love my hat too!
Frost warning tonight!!!!!!!!
"chicken gravy" ... yahh then, aye. LOL
Ohhh shoot! I better haul crack butt over to Drowsey's house :-)
Looks like the NIP is back!!!
HA HAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
he hee
Frost warning?!?....OMG!!!...better also haul out our Shoal Heated Bras!
Poor Olga STILL hasn't recovered her areoli.
GAWD YOU SCARED ME AGAIN!!!!!!!!!
HOW'D YOU DO THAT?!?!?
Hmmmm....you might wanna smear some of that SHAZAM! on that nip.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh ... (like Merv Griffin)
How did I miss the POLL??? Oh JOY!!!!
The nip was nipped at the nipplers
I donlike that Dr. Stephen Schueler, he's a QUACKER!!
Were is the dam Ecard here???
I just added the poll...ya like it?
I agree...that Dr. Quaker is stoopid! And not even very handsome! And I bet he can't act either.
Plus...he probably doesnt even have a BLOG!!!!!!
You are da best Doctach!
DO I need an E-Card? Then people will come here...?
Then I will have to disinfect this place ALL the time!
Doctach! I like that!
Doctach Shoaltch!
G'Night Doctah!
Don't forget to use your cream! :)
ehhh? Ecard smee card ... they are for MAIN blogs only, ehhh
AND Yeah!!!!!!!!! No blog for mr Grey! I got him beat
Coolio video doc thinggee tho
I say "tho" now too ... ehhh Thoehh!! he heee Thoehh!!!!!!!
chucli chukali chuckles
What was his diagnosis for you, Doctah?
he said I was the healthiest and most verile man ever. PLUS ++ "rugged and He Man - isshhh"
I think he was GAY
You are not in bed after all those goodnights??
Ha haaa!!!! Better see a blog specialist `bout that. I'll go with!
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
He's GAY & a Quack. BUT......................
he's right! :) You He man! ARG-ARG!
Who says I'm not in bed????
No wonder the comments on my blog have gone down,LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!
You 2 crack me UP!
Well it's about TIME my Nurse's Aide showed up! :)
Trained candy striper here ... reporting for duty.
Ready to rub Dr. Shoalzshthch's creme on anything that holds still long enough.
I know where I am putting mine!
Thank you Dr. Shoalzster!
*don's heated bra ... just to be ready for the cold snap.*
... what else ya got?
.... who likes MY hat? It's a candy striping hat, don'tcha know.
Men go crazy for them.
Goats do too.
*keeps wary eye out for goats lurking nearby ... eye-ing her hat*
Two ladies, two hats, one page .... this is blogging heaven or somthing???
Candy stripe! Hey Amanda, shall we give Wendster a free heated bra??
(i tried one last night, and it put me right to sleep) - please do not leak that out to the public
That's a SPLENDID idea Doctah! Anything we can do to help stampout P.O.A. is fine by me!!!
Thanks for signing up for duty! Wendster...I'm putting you on the payroll! Ooops - I mean blog-roll. Candystripers are volunteers!
... signing up for the payroll!!!!!
When does my prize come?? (I hope it is a new heated stethescope)
ahhh rum pah pa pumm ...ohhhhhmmmmm ohhhhhmmmmm
What prize?
BUt a heated stethescope is another SPLENDID idea! Gosh - you're just full of 'em arn't ya?
Golly, nurse, there appears to be something wrong with your sidebar today (????)
Looking for my prize please ....
actually, from Drowsey :-)
I don't like her. The Other Nurse. I LOVE Drowsey! But The Other Nurse looks demented.
The Other Nurse needs a plastic surgeon....
ummm ... who are you talking to???
Ha haaaaa!!!!
Shazam , ehhh
The other nurse is very fetching, as well as "Night Nurse" Have you ever been confused if you were a bra, nurse or camera ?????
Right now, I AM 0007 JAMES BOND
I am talking to Doctah Shoals...who ELSE?!!?
If I were a bra...I'd be very happy! Nice work if you can get it. ;)
Gosh nurse ... that sidebar is blechkie
Between your nips & your crack butt...my blog is becoming pornographic!!!
Welcome to medicine in the 90's !!!
Nursing is not always glam glam :)
....... unless you have a GREAT hat
No Shit!!!
My hat rocks! Still....pretty hard to compete with that nasty butt in my side bar!
You paged the Doctah???
Are we there?
Almost lost me off the back of the horse on that last bump, Dr. You need to slow down a bit. You ride a horse just like you do the rocket!!
dead end????
HELLO!!!!!!!!! (echo)
my horses get out and gallop!!
sorry
Daisy ... my pager must be broken!
your horses gallop all right--wow!!
A broken pager!! It probably broke on that last bump!
I think the nurse in on a coffee break.
could be true ... where next!??!
washing hands .... :-)
I suppose I ought to head for home. I have to go to work early tomorrow morning. Sure hope your rash or rocket burn or ringworm or whatever it is gets better soon, Speedy.
Have a great weekend! :D
oops! I forgot to wash my hands!
bye Amanda!
Nite nite, Speedy. :D
G'night Daisy....sorry, I was shapening my skill saw in the lab....
ahhh ... come again Nurse ???
U have a lab now??
I decided to make something special for you instead of torturing, I mean, making you endure my "treatment!"
special?? hmmmm ... is it candy??
Ummmmm......no!
58 comments!?!?!??!?!?
You 2 should start a chat room! lol
I thought it was a clinic??
This is a respectable Nurse's Station...also Clinic....and sometimes a Chat Room....I'm thinking about adding a bar and some disco music too!
I request a lighted floor please ...
respectable Nurse's Station?? NICE!!!
Thank you...I think it's very nice! Like my hat! And MEEEEE!!!
Oh, and you are nice too, Doctah.
shucks!
Maybe I'll also add a yogurt bar and hot tub!
Now your talkin!!!!!
Get cooler cups for the yogiaki
It's hard to join you 2 when I can't understand what the heck yer talkin 'bout!
Go to the newest post!!! It's so much more coherent!!! LOL!
Yooo Hooo!!! Look Drowsey ... I am a chicken!
that's my problem, i thought this was that post.
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