Saturday, November 29, 2008

"Necessity is the Doctor of Invention" ~ so says Doctor Shoal


Introducing
Doctor Shoal's Amazing Polypropylanimalalimine Beard Covers

When safety, sanitation, and good looks counts, don't forget about the beard covers! The amazing Doctor Shoal's Polypropylanimalalimine Beard Cover is made from a soft, breathable material and it's full size elastic fit provides complete coverage for even the most gigantic head and/or hairyest chin. It's stylish good looks makes it suitable for extended wear in or out of the OR and ensures worry-free performance during surgery and/or even the messiest meal!

Meets all FDA standards

Sold by the box/100 And if you order today, we'll throw in a boatload of
Doctor Shoal's Disgustingly Thick Bean Soup Gravy Mix for free!

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120 comments:

Speedcat Hollydale said...

When I go for a Crowthers Gravy drink ... I like it HOT and slam it down fast!
Lucky for me, my Polypropylanimalalimine Beard Covers keep the whisker goblins away. Got surgury ... NO PROBLEMO!

I am ready and scruubed at the drop of a hat - "beard bag"

I find the are also good for hiking in the moutains during a blizzard. Do they make gravy flavored DQ Blizzards?

"I'll bet Crowthers does!!!"

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I am here in my whiska bag!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

.....how about a nice tall DOCTOR SHOAL's GRAVY COCKTAIL????

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I hear they make you strong....and virale!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Belly UP to the Gravy Bar!!!!!

"Ohhh, hi - my name is Shoal, Doctor Shoal"

(Turning on my EYE SPARKLE machine)

Drink Gravy here often? My boat is parked out front all the time.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Strong like rock ... VIR ale makes me giddy

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Do you ALWAYS wear your beard cover Doctah?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Berry White just came on ... like to dance on the gravyfloor?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

HEY! Your eyes really ARE sparkling!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

OoooOooh...Barry White....sparkling eyes...AND gravy?....how could a girl say no?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Wait a minute......

Speedcat Hollydale said...

... Well sure!

I believe in interactive grooming. It is a very effective wind cheater, and keeps my wiska running tangent to the jaw bone

Speedcat Hollydale said...

(I really am listening to Barry White on Pandora Radio)

ha haaa!!!!!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

....I bet you are....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

1, 2, 3, 4567

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

....shouldn't I be wearing some sort of protection too? From the gravy 'n all....

Speedcat Hollydale said...

insurance???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

OK!

just one moment .... (please)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I just dont wanna slip in the gravy on the dance floor & mess up my nice hat!

So...do you have a hat cover or maybe.......

I

Should

Just

Take

It

Off????


!!!!!??????!!!!??????

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Uh oh...

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Pea Snapper Basics

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Oh THAT is just too lovbely for words! I suppose I waer it OVER my uniform?

Or instead of?

What's on your radio now?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

... even has a HAT protector!

NICE :-)


go ahead ... try it on

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I canut tipe anemore I am too ecited!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Janet Jackson .... POP

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

no way

Speedcat Hollydale said...

eeeknow ... mhe fingarz is ale gravi layden

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

OK....I have it on now....let's DANCE! The Pea Pod Boogie?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

no way what???

Speedcat Hollydale said...

OH! OK

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

now you need finger protectors TOO??? WHy not just wrap yerself up in Saran Wrap Doctah?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

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YhEE HAW!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

no time for finger wrappin ... I am dancing!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

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Speedcat Hollydale said...

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Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!

Doctah!!!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Isly Bros on now .... slowing down

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

...thank gawd.........

I think you have had ENOUGH gravy for the eveing too Doctah. How about a nice glass of arugula juice?! :)

Doctor Shoal said...

... might need another gravy drink

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

...and this little blue, no...pink pill.

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Oh! You have changed clothes Doctah!

Doctor Shoal said...

with a arugalian twist and an umbrella please

Doctor Shoal said...

... I was sweaty ((blush))

Doctor Shoal said...

I have MY new cap on

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

I see that....you always look so handsome in your Doctah outfit! Brings out the sparkle in your eyes....

Doctor Shoal said...

"The Emotions"

best of my love is on now .... toes are tappin again!

Doctor Shoal said...

I have soda eyedrops!

Doctor Shoal said...

YhhhEEEEooW!!

Doctor Shoal said...

In My House ... do do doooo da dooo

In my HOUSE!

Doctor Shoal said...

Doctor??

Doctor Shoal said...

....yes?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Do you think it's safe for me to take off my Pea Snapper Basics now?...I'm gettin' kinda hot.

Doctor Shoal said...

Do you do laprospockic surgery?

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

...and sweaty

Doctor Shoal said...

Sure! ... you were in the ladies room??

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

....as a matter of fact I WAS! Nosey, aint ya?

Doctor Shoal said...

I am wearing my Peapods shirt

Doctor Shoal said...

I do Rhinoplasty ... yes

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Oh sure....I saw one of those over on Olga's blog....betcha now EVERYONE is gonna want one

Doctor Shoal said...

were did you get it ... I mean Shwan

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Of course, not everyone do a nice shirt like that justice!

Doctor Shoal said...

"WE" want one too ... HA HAAA!!!!

Shwan said...

my mom bought it for me

Shwan said...

"WE?" Are you a crazy doctor?

Doctor Shoal said...

Very aPEAling

Shwan said...

I like it too....very snapPEA

Doctor Shoal said...

I must be!!!

Just saw a giant chicken pecking my screen door

Doctor Shoal said...

Peas porrige hot

Doctor Shoal said...

porrage?

Doctor Shoal said...

porriage

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Hey! I just thought I'd drop in say....WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

You should see my INBOX!!!!!!!!!

Doctor Shoal said...

well ... first, my sparklie things came out, and my Crowthers Gravy drink was on the outside of the Polypropylanimalalimine Beard Cover. Then we were dancing and the nurse had to potty

Doctor Shoal said...

OK

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

yeah yeah yeah.....how come I wasn't invited?!?! I thought I was....ya know....the "best bra in da biz?"

Doctor Shoal said...

75 !!!!


ha haaaaa

This is a very popular post

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

And who's that little kid on the trike?????

Doctor Shoal said...

We thought you were at Diva's!!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

(77! In under an hour!)

Doctor Shoal said...

My sisters niece

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

.........not yet......I have my straps crossed I will make it in time for Christmas!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Your sister's niece, eh?

Nice haircut. NOT!!!

Does she have a blog?

Doctor Shoal said...

yes ... If I can find it!!!

Busy Bear said...

I have blog!

Busy Bear said...

la la la la laaaaaaaa la la!!!!!!

Doctor Shoal said...

Was at the Dult Meme ... going to see a bear now!

Shwan said...

Sorry I fogot your link....it's my moms fault.

Shwan said...

Maybe now you will remember where my blog is?

Doctor Shoal said...

I remember!

Been out on the linkies (wink)

"Like a treasure hunt in Burma"

Shwan said...

'Tis fun, isn't it? *smile*

Miss Moneypenny said...

Have you invented Polypropylanimalalimine Beaver Covers to replace Tampax tampons for the sanitation of menopausal women? ;~))

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Excuse me, but why would menopausal women want Beaver Covers?

I mean, don't you think their beavers should have a little freedom? - they've EARNED IT!

Miss Moneypenny said...

We need some Protection from Dr. Shoals Hedgehog! :D

Miss Moneypenny said...

... when Dr. Shoals performs oral surgery...

Miss Moneypenny said...

... to camouflage our Beavers when Dr. Shoals Vagasaurus Rex is roaming the Beaver's forest...

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

OMG!!! Ms. MP!!! You're scaring the bejeezuz outta all the poor little beavers in the Beaver Salon waiting room with your wild animal stories! Doctah Shoal's Hedgehog has never harmed a single beaver...and the Vagasaurus Rex is extinct! Plus...Doctor Shoal is not an oral surgeon...he is a DOCTAH! A PHD'd Genious of Modern Medicine!!!

Would you or your beaver like a massage Ms. MP?...you seem a little tense. ;)

Speedcat Hollydale said...

What is going on back here??? HA!!!

I think I will copy this line of comments for my new book.

One thing I know for sure ... you could never find anything close in the entire blogosphere!

ps ... I did a paper back in 1978 concerning oral surgery guidlines.

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

G'morning Doctah! :)

Poor Ms MoneyPenny....she's really suffering from OBD...(Obsessive Beaver Disorder)....what ever shall we DO?!?

Speedcat Hollydale said...

you rang???

I amm flying all over in my sleigh delivering gifts from my sack of goodies!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

popular post!!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Your sack of goodies? Erm....I saw your sack...Ho Ho Ho...oh my...Christmas is coming EARLY this year isn't it, Doctah!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Want to sit on Santa's lap and tell me what you want under the tree?

HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

smooootchie smooootchie

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

.....oh my......((blush)).....

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

.....well, my razors are gettin' pretty dull.....

Miss Moneypenny said...

I guess we better not tell your Beavers about the Medical evidence of Penisaurus Rex, a descendent of Vagasaurus Rex seen here:

http://www.humor4u.info/zdjecia/smieszne4/150/penisaurus_rex.jpg

who is also seen playing around here:

http://images.uncyc.org/pt/thumb/3/37/Penisaurus-rex.jpg/180px-Penisaurus-rex.jpg

Can you cure OBD? ;~))

@ Speedy: my comments will be your book? Can you keep my beaver undercover in your book? ;~))

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Nurse nurse! ... there is a wenis on ur blog!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

@ moneypenny: I will cover the beaver, yet still link the source codes!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Good thing I have insurance on my blogmobile, I am driving all over with wreckless abondon!!!!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yoooo HOOO

Speedcat Hollydale said...

I have snap peas :-)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

PLEASE....PLEASE.....PLEASE.....

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

HOLY SHIT MS MP!!!!! I, I, I've never seen a Penisaurus-rex before!
I am flabergasted!!! and somehow oddly attracted to them...

They are friendly, right?

Drowsey Monkey said...

112 comments? WTF????? OMG you have quite the following ... I see you have a candy striper, night shift assistant ... funny bone inspector. LOL!!!!! And no I'm not joining your madness, LOL!!!!!

Speedcat Hollydale said...

DROWSEY!!!!!!!!!!

Come back here and give old Speedy a kiss

Busy Bear said...

GO GET HER GOLFER DOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Drowsey - We REALLY REALLY NEED a psychiatrist! COME BACK!!!!

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