Friday, November 21, 2008

Paging Doctah Shoal! Paging Doctah Shoal! CODE BOOB! CODE BOOB!

Doctah Shoal! We have an EMERGENCY!!!
When your last breast augmentation patient said she was
"hoping to get her old boobs back"...
I think you misunderstood!
Please report to the OR STAT!
I've got her all prepped and awaiting your skillful surgeon's hands.
And I have your trusty 9-iron all sterilized and ready to go!

13 comments:

Speedcat Hollydale said...

Ohhhh MY!

I have been at a meeting with Santa at the North Pole, and my pager was frozen to my wenis ... after a quick thaw, I am scrubing up for duty in the OR

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Pager frozen to your weenis? No wonder you weren't responding!

Awake In Rochester said...

"Pager frozen to your weenis? No wonder you weren't responding!"

Now THAT'S funny! LOL!

Olga, the Traveling Bra said...

Dang! I dont even think I could help that poor woman! (It is a woman, isn't it?)

Anonymous said...

OMG... I hope this poor woman is not another Human Transformer whose sex transformation went wrong? :D

Can we dare Speedy to post a photo of his weenis frozen to his pager so we can compare the frozen damage with the Photo of his tongue frozen to steel??? ;~)))

Poor Speedy needs the medical help of Nurse Amanda Hugankiss to correct the angle of his dangle to hide his weenis from frozen pagers! :D

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Well I'm just glad the Good Doctah wasn't trying to lick his weenis (again...see here)...he could had his tongue frozen there too!

Doctah??? Hoo-Yooo?!?

Anonymous said...

Did the Good Doctah put Ketchup on his weenis?? :~)))

For the Ketchup comedy clue, watch Rodney Carrington's clip @: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRIiJJvn3kI

The "here" link isn't working...

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

No ketchup....maybe gravy though.

Speedcat Hollydale said...

yES ... WHAT here link is that, nurse H?

adding e's to my elbow?
Ha haaaa!!!!!!!!!

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Oh for petesake...what a weenis!....CLICK HERE!!!

Anonymous said...

You know, I thought you meant his other weenis! :D

Is Speedy's tongue that long to lick his weenis? ;~)

Nurse Amanda Hugankiss said...

Well...he does have TWO weeniseses...as for his tongue, I really can't say how long it is!??? Maybe we need a pitcha!

Anonymous said...

After measuring the distance from the mouth to the weenis, my guess is Speedy Frogcat's tongue would need to extend another eight inches to lick his weenis! ;)