Introducing
Doctor Shoal's Amazing Polypropylanimalalimine Beard Covers
When safety, sanitation, and good looks counts, don't forget about the beard covers! The amazing Doctor Shoal's Polypropylanimalalimine Beard Cover is made from a soft, breathable material and it's full size elastic fit provides complete coverage for even the most gigantic head and/or hairyest chin. It's stylish good looks makes it suitable for extended wear in or out of the OR and ensures worry-free performance during surgery and/or even the messiest meal!
Meets all FDA standards
Sold by the box/100 
And if you order today, we'll throw in a boatload of
And if you order today, we'll throw in a boatload of Doctor Shoal's Disgustingly Thick Bean Soup Gravy Mix for free!
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119 comments:
When I go for a Crowthers Gravy drink ... I like it HOT and slam it down fast!
Lucky for me, my Polypropylanimalalimine Beard Covers keep the whisker goblins away. Got surgury ... NO PROBLEMO!
I am ready and scruubed at the drop of a hat - "beard bag"
I find the are also good for hiking in the moutains during a blizzard. Do they make gravy flavored DQ Blizzards?
"I'll bet Crowthers does!!!"
I am here in my whiska bag!!
.....how about a nice tall DOCTOR SHOAL's GRAVY COCKTAIL????
I hear they make you strong....and virale!
Belly UP to the Gravy Bar!!!!!
"Ohhh, hi - my name is Shoal, Doctor Shoal"
(Turning on my EYE SPARKLE machine)
Drink Gravy here often? My boat is parked out front all the time.
Strong like rock ... VIR ale makes me giddy
Do you ALWAYS wear your beard cover Doctah?
Berry White just came on ... like to dance on the gravyfloor?
HEY! Your eyes really ARE sparkling!
OoooOooh...Barry White....sparkling eyes...AND gravy?....how could a girl say no?
Wait a minute......
... Well sure!
I believe in interactive grooming. It is a very effective wind cheater, and keeps my wiska running tangent to the jaw bone
(I really am listening to Barry White on Pandora Radio)
ha haaa!!!!!!!
....I bet you are....
1, 2, 3, 4567
....shouldn't I be wearing some sort of protection too? From the gravy 'n all....
insurance???
OK!
just one moment .... (please)
I just dont wanna slip in the gravy on the dance floor & mess up my nice hat!
So...do you have a hat cover or maybe.......
I
Should
Just
Take
It
Off????
!!!!!??????!!!!??????
Uh oh...
Pea Snapper Basics
Oh THAT is just too lovbely for words! I suppose I waer it OVER my uniform?
Or instead of?
What's on your radio now?
... even has a HAT protector!
NICE :-)
go ahead ... try it on
I canut tipe anemore I am too ecited!!!
Janet Jackson .... POP
no way
eeeknow ... mhe fingarz is ale gravi layden
OK....I have it on now....let's DANCE! The Pea Pod Boogie?
no way what???
OH! OK
now you need finger protectors TOO??? WHy not just wrap yerself up in Saran Wrap Doctah?
K A R T W H E E E L ..... spin spin .... dip, sashee, quick step quick step ... one, one ... one two three, RUNNING!!!! slide on my pants .... Jump up ... spin spin spin ... doing the WaVe ... underwater! SPLITS!!!!!!!!!
YhEE HAW!!
no time for finger wrappin ... I am dancing!
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OMG!!!!!!!!!!!
Doctah!!!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Isly Bros on now .... slowing down
...thank gawd.........
I think you have had ENOUGH gravy for the eveing too Doctah. How about a nice glass of arugula juice?! :)
... might need another gravy drink
...and this little blue, no...pink pill.
Oh! You have changed clothes Doctah!
with a arugalian twist and an umbrella please
... I was sweaty ((blush))
I have MY new cap on
I see that....you always look so handsome in your Doctah outfit! Brings out the sparkle in your eyes....
"The Emotions"
best of my love is on now .... toes are tappin again!
I have soda eyedrops!
YhhhEEEEooW!!
In My House ... do do doooo da dooo
In my HOUSE!
Doctor??
....yes?
Do you think it's safe for me to take off my Pea Snapper Basics now?...I'm gettin' kinda hot.
Do you do laprospockic surgery?
...and sweaty
Sure! ... you were in the ladies room??
....as a matter of fact I WAS! Nosey, aint ya?
I am wearing my Peapods shirt
I do Rhinoplasty ... yes
Oh sure....I saw one of those over on Olga's blog....betcha now EVERYONE is gonna want one
were did you get it ... I mean Shwan
Of course, not everyone do a nice shirt like that justice!
"WE" want one too ... HA HAAA!!!!
my mom bought it for me
"WE?" Are you a crazy doctor?
Very aPEAling
I like it too....very snapPEA
I must be!!!
Just saw a giant chicken pecking my screen door
Peas porrige hot
porrage?
porriage
Hey! I just thought I'd drop in say....WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!?!?
You should see my INBOX!!!!!!!!!
well ... first, my sparklie things came out, and my Crowthers Gravy drink was on the outside of the Polypropylanimalalimine Beard Cover. Then we were dancing and the nurse had to potty
OK
yeah yeah yeah.....how come I wasn't invited?!?! I thought I was....ya know....the "best bra in da biz?"
75 !!!!
ha haaaaa
This is a very popular post
And who's that little kid on the trike?????
We thought you were at Diva's!!
(77! In under an hour!)
My sisters niece
.........not yet......I have my straps crossed I will make it in time for Christmas!
Your sister's niece, eh?
Nice haircut. NOT!!!
Does she have a blog?
yes ... If I can find it!!!
I have blog!
la la la la laaaaaaaa la la!!!!!!
Was at the Dult Meme ... going to see a bear now!
Sorry I fogot your link....it's my moms fault.
Maybe now you will remember where my blog is?
I remember!
Been out on the linkies (wink)
"Like a treasure hunt in Burma"
'Tis fun, isn't it? *smile*
Have you invented Polypropylanimalalimine Beaver Covers to replace Tampax tampons for the sanitation of menopausal women? ;~))
Excuse me, but why would menopausal women want Beaver Covers?
I mean, don't you think their beavers should have a little freedom? - they've EARNED IT!
We need some Protection from Dr. Shoals Hedgehog! :D
... when Dr. Shoals performs oral surgery...
... to camouflage our Beavers when Dr. Shoals Vagasaurus Rex is roaming the Beaver's forest...
OMG!!! Ms. MP!!! You're scaring the bejeezuz outta all the poor little beavers in the Beaver Salon waiting room with your wild animal stories! Doctah Shoal's Hedgehog has never harmed a single beaver...and the Vagasaurus Rex is extinct! Plus...Doctor Shoal is not an oral surgeon...he is a DOCTAH! A PHD'd Genious of Modern Medicine!!!
Would you or your beaver like a massage Ms. MP?...you seem a little tense. ;)
What is going on back here??? HA!!!
I think I will copy this line of comments for my new book.
One thing I know for sure ... you could never find anything close in the entire blogosphere!
ps ... I did a paper back in 1978 concerning oral surgery guidlines.
G'morning Doctah! :)
Poor Ms MoneyPenny....she's really suffering from OBD...(Obsessive Beaver Disorder)....what ever shall we DO?!?
you rang???
I amm flying all over in my sleigh delivering gifts from my sack of goodies!!
popular post!!!!
Your sack of goodies? Erm....I saw your sack...Ho Ho Ho...oh my...Christmas is coming EARLY this year isn't it, Doctah!
Want to sit on Santa's lap and tell me what you want under the tree?
HA HAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
smooootchie smooootchie
.....oh my......((blush)).....
.....well, my razors are gettin' pretty dull.....
I guess we better not tell your Beavers about the Medical evidence of Penisaurus Rex, a descendent of Vagasaurus Rex seen here:
http://www.humor4u.info/zdjecia/smieszne4/150/penisaurus_rex.jpg
who is also seen playing around here:
http://images.uncyc.org/pt/thumb/3/37/Penisaurus-rex.jpg/180px-Penisaurus-rex.jpg
Can you cure OBD? ;~))
@ Speedy: my comments will be your book? Can you keep my beaver undercover in your book? ;~))
Nurse nurse! ... there is a wenis on ur blog!!!!
@ moneypenny: I will cover the beaver, yet still link the source codes!
Good thing I have insurance on my blogmobile, I am driving all over with wreckless abondon!!!!!!!!
NURSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yoooo HOOO
I have snap peas :-)
PLEASE....PLEASE.....PLEASE.....
HOLY SHIT MS MP!!!!! I, I, I've never seen a Penisaurus-rex before!
I am flabergasted!!! and somehow oddly attracted to them...
They are friendly, right?
112 comments? WTF????? OMG you have quite the following ... I see you have a candy striper, night shift assistant ... funny bone inspector. LOL!!!!! And no I'm not joining your madness, LOL!!!!!
DROWSEY!!!!!!!!!!
Come back here and give old Speedy a kiss
GO GET HER GOLFER DOOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Drowsey - We REALLY REALLY NEED a psychiatrist! COME BACK!!!!
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