Check Out My New Year's Eve Party Outfit!

Unfortunatley, the dang Disco Ball

Doctor Shoal wanted me to

bring to the party is SO BIG

you can't see it!

Gosh...

This Doctor Shoal Invention Really Sucks!

(Original advertisement found at Modern Mechanix - click to blow it up)

Some might think they're hairbrained,

but I think The Doctah comes up with the BEST IDEAS!

'Specially late at night....

Wordless Bra Tuesday

As a Nurse, I just LOVE to stitch stuff up!

So I whipped up this cute little Santa number with

leftover sutures and dental floss!

Pretty crafty, huh?

Ho Ho Ho!

Doctah Shoal Learns A Lesson

DOCTAH!

What did I tell you about eating

ALL the Christmas cookies!?!

Oooooh Nurse...

I just love your Chocolate Crinkle Tops

....but now

I feel like me goiter's

gonna POP!

Wordless Beaver Wednesday

Doctah Shoal! I found the music for our Christmas Party!

Semi-Wordless Bra Tuesday

In memory of

Bettie Page

April 22, 1923 - December 11, 2008

You are still an inspiration to us all.

(Even those who really should not go there...)

Thank you, Nurse Bettie, for letting me borrow your bodacious uniform

(and body) for the HGHC & BTS Christmas Party!

I will try not to spill any punch on it...but if I do, I promise to do

exactly what you would have done! <---click

And then I will dance like you too!

Rest in Peace, Bettie Page

Stick A Sock On It Doctah!

Doctah Shoal's little pet wally has sure been getting a LOT of attention on Twitter these days! See here!

And since it's Christmas-time, I asked Olga (Twitter's Santa Hat Elf) to fix them up with a couple of Santa Hats!

Don't they look festive?

The Doctah wore his Santa Hat to the Annual Hollydale General Hospital Clinic and Beaver Taming Salon's Christmas Party!

But things got a little crazy once the Good Doctah turned on the disco music....

and stripped down to his sock!

Yes...sock.

Apparently he only wears one.

Wanna see it?

Ya sure?

OK....

Click here!

Ho-Ho-Ho!

Wordless Beaver Wednesday

To top off my new holiday party outfit for the

Hollydale General Hospital Clinic and Beaver Taming Salon's

Annual Christmas Party (phew!)....I chose this snappy little Red-Sheared-Beaver

and White-Rabbit Santa Hat!

(No, I did NOT make it and neither did Olga!)

Click on my picture for details about the hat!

*Find the complete list of

Wordless Beaver Wednesday links here: Speedcat 2008

Wordless Bra Tuesday

Before I became a Nurse, I worked a lot of odd jobs...

like...Car Show Model!

Here I am modeling the latest in portable headlights

(invented of course, by Doctah Shoal)

at the prestigious Hollydale Holiday Car Show!

Sure, it was fun ~ but I still think being a Nurse is waaaaay funner!

(And my hat is nicer too!)

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Fishin' With The Doctah

Doctah Shoal has been working so hard and pulling a lot of night shifts lately...so I suggested we close up shop early today and go try our luck out on Lake Hollydale...home to the elusive Norwatrouteiven.

Of course, Doctah Shoal brought his special Shoal Pole with the

460 degree Fukiamajiggyma Bobber on the end...

and as you can see he landed a BIG ONE!

But mine's cuter.

Don't ya think?

Semi-Wordless Beaver Wednesday

My Official Nurse Amanda Beaver Taming Mask

will not only help protect sensitive, exposed *body parts

during the beaver taming process...

but it's so dang cute that even the peskiest beaver

will quickly become putty in your hands!

Only $10 per box of 100

Order yours today and I'll throw in a free razor!

1-800-BEAVERMASK

Hey, Doctah Shoal isn't the only one who can invent cool stuff!

*eyes, ears, stuff like that

Wordless Bra Tuesday

Awwww....feelin' kinda low down and droopy?You need

Doctor Shoal's AtTITude Adjustment Bra!

Only $12.34 per bra

1-800-LIFTMEUP

Order today and we'll throw in a complimentary pair of

Doctor Shoal's patented heavy-duty YANK-EM-UP Straps

(for those really bad days)...for free!