Semi-Wordless Beaver Wednesday

My Official Nurse Amanda Beaver Taming Mask

will not only help protect sensitive, exposed *body parts

during the beaver taming process...

but it's so dang cute that even the peskiest beaver

will quickly become putty in your hands!

Only $10 per box of 100

Order yours today and I'll throw in a free razor!

1-800-BEAVERMASK

Hey, Doctah Shoal isn't the only one who can invent cool stuff!

*eyes, ears, stuff like that

Even As A Little Shaver...

I knew

I was destined for a career in Nursing and Hair Removal!(And for wearing nice hats)

And now...

....thanks to Doctor Shoal...
I get to practice my beloved craft day and night!

THANK YOU DOCTAH!

You da best (and handsomest) Doc in da biz!

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Feeling Hairy?

I can help!

Call or stop by the

Hollydale General Hospital Clinic's

Beaver Tamer Salon

and discover a whole new you!
(men, women, or whatever!)

1-800-HGHCBEAVER

Great News for Beavers and Other Hairy Beasts!

Hollydale General Hospital Clinic's Beaver Taming Salon
is now OPEN for business!

And we specialize in taming not only beavers,

but ALL types of hairy critters....So why be a hairy beast when you can be a smooth operator?

At Hollydale General Hospital Clinic's Beaver Tamer Salon,

We have a friendly staff of experienced professionals

and an wide assortment of razors to choose from.

Call and make YOUR appointment today! 1-800-HGHCBEAVER

And then, to further enhance your new look,

how about letting Doctor Shoal have a whack at your face

with one of his new state of the art Plastic Surgery Treatments?

How To Tame A Pesky Beaver

Mellom baby mais hunder og norsk bevers,

dette stedet Hollydale General Hospital blir en dyrehage!

Jeg bare håper at dette tames de pesky bevers!

(need translation? click da pic!)