One thing Doctah Shoal doesn't know about me is....

...................I never could resist a dare!

Shazam! A Man's Cream For A Man's Face!

Following hot on the heels of his amazing

Shoal Surgical Memory Pump AND the Shoal Heated Bra,

Dr. Shoal proudly presents

SHAZAM! - A Man's Cream For A Man's Face!

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(Original advertisement found at Modern Mechanix)

Dr. Shoal's unusual interest in creams and ointments has not only gotten him into some sticky situations, but also led to this remarkable discovery which when applied daily will "invigorate and harden your facial muscles and promote an alert, forceful expression!"

Just like Doctor Shoal!

Guaranteed

or your dollar back!

And if you order now - Dr. Shoal will throw in a complimentary

Halloweenie Card - free of charge!

(Thanks Doctah!)