Poor Doctah Shoal...
Looks like his love for chicken
and his interest in breast implants
got kinda mixed up!
I think he might want to keep his "experimentation"
limited to cremes and ointments...
don't you?
Showing posts with label Creams/Ointments. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Creams/Ointments. Show all posts
Wednesday, October 8, 2008
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Doctor Shoal's CURE FOR UNSIGHTLY AZZ
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(Original advertisement found at Modern Mechanix)
If you suffer from THIS...and all the recommended creams and ointments are just not working for you, then try Dr. Shoal's newest invention,
the Hollydale Pose Breefs!
The special elasticized nylon fabric is impregnated with a steroid cream (nomorecrackbutt) to help soothe your rashy azz and minimize your, er, discomfort.
And if nothing else, at least your unsightly azz will be covered UP!
Personally endorsed and worn by Doctor Shoal!
Order yours today and you'll receive the free brochure
"How Come My Butt Itches?" absolutely FREE!
Thursday, October 2, 2008
Shazam! A Man's Cream For A Man's Face!
Following hot on the heels of his amazing
Dr. Shoal proudly presents
SHAZAM! - A Man's Cream For A Man's Face!
(Original advertisement found at Modern Mechanix)
Dr. Shoal's unusual interest in creams and ointments has not only gotten him into some sticky situations, but also led to this remarkable discovery which when applied daily will "invigorate and harden your facial muscles and promote an alert, forceful expression!"
Just like Doctor Shoal!
or your dollar back!
And if you order now - Dr. Shoal will throw in a complimentary
Halloweenie Card - free of charge!
(Thanks Doctah!)
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