Go With The Flow!

In an effort to save money for construction of his new state-of-the-art Chicken Wing, Doctor Shoal recently introduced Paper Napkin Bras

to the staff and patients at Hollydale General Hospital Clinic and Beaver Taming Salon.

So, I've been busy thinking up ways I could trim not just beavers, but a few costs 'round here as well. A quick peek inside the storage cupboard gave me this great idea:

Maxi Pad Slippers!

* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles

*Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Three convenient sizes:

1. Light

2. Regular

3. Heavy

They're a cinch to make too!

For the foot part, I just laid out two maxi pads, then wrapped two more pads around the toe area to form the top, then I glued the sides to the bottom of the foot part! (Decorations are optional, of course.)

Just wait 'til you see the earrings and

other cool stuff I'm making!

Semi-Wordless Beaver Wednesday

My Official Nurse Amanda Beaver Taming Mask

will not only help protect sensitive, exposed *body parts

during the beaver taming process...

but it's so dang cute that even the peskiest beaver

will quickly become putty in your hands!

Only $10 per box of 100

Order yours today and I'll throw in a free razor!

1-800-BEAVERMASK

Hey, Doctah Shoal isn't the only one who can invent cool stuff!

*eyes, ears, stuff like that