(Semi) Wordless Bra Tuesday

Looky what Doctah Shoal made just for me!!!

It's a MIRACLE BRA

made outta 22,000 geniuwine diamonds!

And it took the talented Doctah ONLY 2 days to make!

...and 75 tacos, 15 bowls of chili, a bushel of brussel sprouts, 8 bowls of oatmeal, 3 gallons of prune juice and lots 'n lots of beans!

Thanks Doctah! Your poop really DOESN'T stink!

Smoooooootch!

Wordless Bra Tuesday

As a Nurse, I just LOVE to stitch stuff up!

So I whipped up this cute little Santa number with

leftover sutures and dental floss!

Pretty crafty, huh?

Ho Ho Ho!

Semi-Wordless Bra Tuesday

In memory of

Bettie Page

April 22, 1923 - December 11, 2008

You are still an inspiration to us all.

(Even those who really should not go there...)

Thank you, Nurse Bettie, for letting me borrow your bodacious uniform

(and body) for the HGHC & BTS Christmas Party!

I will try not to spill any punch on it...but if I do, I promise to do

exactly what you would have done! <---click

And then I will dance like you too!

Rest in Peace, Bettie Page

Wordless Bra Tuesday

Before I became a Nurse, I worked a lot of odd jobs...

like...Car Show Model!

Here I am modeling the latest in portable headlights

(invented of course, by Doctah Shoal)

at the prestigious Hollydale Holiday Car Show!

Sure, it was fun ~ but I still think being a Nurse is waaaaay funner!

(And my hat is nicer too!)

MORE WORDLESS BRA TUESDAY SUPPORT:

CatScratch Diva - World's BIGGEST Bra

Wordless Bra Tuesday

Awwww....feelin' kinda low down and droopy?You need

Doctor Shoal's AtTITude Adjustment Bra!

Only $12.34 per bra

1-800-LIFTMEUP

Order today and we'll throw in a complimentary pair of

Doctor Shoal's patented heavy-duty YANK-EM-UP Straps

(for those really bad days)...for free!

Wordless Bra Tuesday

A Bottle Bra!

CHEERS!

More Wordless Bra Tuesday Support:

• Funny Bone Inspector, Miss MoneyPenny has posted this Topless Bathing Beauty!
• Doctor Shoal - Un sujetador muy grande y demasiado caliente salsa!

Wordless Bra Tuesday

Well, sorta.

(This bra is never at a loss for words!)

Wordless Bra Tuesday

* bang-bang!*

Wordless Bra Tuesday

Doctor Shoal...please help me.

Please Smoosh Your Boobies

Squished boobies are no fun! But then neither is Breast Cancer.

Annual mammograms, combined with breast self-examination, and regular breast examination by an experienced health care professional, (such as Doctor Shoal,) increases the chance of detecting cancer early...which decreases your risk of dying from the disease by 25 - 30% or more.

Now, on the other hand....

Smooshed Boobies are VERY FUN!

...and are a creative way to help promote Breast Cancer Awareness

Please visit Smoosh Your Boobies! for more information...

(oh yes, those are mine)

THANK YOU DOCTAH SHOAL

FOR SUPPORTING SMOOSHED BOOBIES...

AND INVENTING THE ELECTRO GAMMIO TEST BRA!

(Not so) Wordless Bra Tuesday on Monday

October is
National Breast Cancer Awareness Month

And the ever thoughtful Doctah Shoal is providing FREE breast exams

at the downtown Hollydale Food Mart every day from 8am-5pm!

(And at night, by appointment only.)

Bring a sweater, it gets chilly in produce section

Wordless Bra Tuesday

As per Doctor's orders....