Hard Times Call For Cheap Underwear

But that doesn't mean you have skimp on satisfaction!

Thanks (again!) to Doctor Shoal, for only ONE DOLLAR you can have complete underwear satisfaction AND enough money left over to buy a pair of Doctor Shoal's "Walking On Air" socks! Or go to Taco Bell for dinner. Or put an pint of gas in your car. Or whatever. Doctor Shoal Underwear helps take a bite out of your budget woes without pinching wallet or your cheeks!

*If you place your order today....we'll throw in a special Doctor Shoal sock (men's sizes only) for free!

Call today:

1-800-SHOALWEAR

Doctor Shoal's CURE FOR UNSIGHTLY AZZ

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(Original advertisement found at Modern Mechanix)

If you suffer from THIS...and all the recommended creams and ointments are just not working for you, then try Dr. Shoal's newest invention,

the Hollydale Pose Breefs!

The special elasticized nylon fabric is impregnated with a steroid cream (nomorecrackbutt) to help soothe your rashy azz and minimize your, er, discomfort.

And if nothing else, at least your unsightly azz will be covered UP!

Personally endorsed and worn by Doctor Shoal!

Order yours today and you'll receive the free brochure

"How Come My Butt Itches?" absolutely FREE!

Your Answer to P.O.A!

That Doctor Shoal sure is a smart (& handsome) Doctor!

As if his Shoal Surgical Memory Pump wasn't amazing enough,

now he's gone and found an answer to the dreaded cold weather problem:

POA! (Popped Out Aeroli) Introducing the Shoal Heated Bra!

It contains special pads filled with an eco-friendly gel that can

be easily heated in a microwave or with a hot water bottle.
It is available in white and features a pendant shaped like a chilli pepper dangling on its front...and it also includes a fashionable furry boa designed to double as a winter scarf.

Get yours today at Doctor Shoal's Medical Supply House!

And if you order now, we'll throw in a free Salmon Thermometer!