Doctah Shoal Learns A Lesson

DOCTAH!

What did I tell you about eating

ALL the Christmas cookies!?!

Oooooh Nurse...

I just love your Chocolate Crinkle Tops

....but now

I feel like me goiter's

gonna POP!

Got Goiter?

Doctor Shoals sure has been having an unfortunate streak of bad luck lately....what with his P.O.A. and Rashy Azz (not to mention the fact that his little foray into the world of Magical Cremes seems to have taken up gobs of his free time)...NOW the poor man is suffering from a golf-ball sized goiter!

This is simply NOT unacceptable because, professionally speaking,

it is really really gross,

PLUS Doctor Shoal's handsome face deserves a handsome neck!

So I took it upon myself to do little research and whaddya know!

I discovered an easy cure!

Iodized Salt!

Ya just need MORE SALT on your chicken wings, Doctah!

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Now, who's your favorite nurse?!