Wordless Bra Tuesday

Awwww....feelin' kinda low down and droopy?You need

Doctor Shoal's AtTITude Adjustment Bra!

Only $12.34 per bra

1-800-LIFTMEUP

Order today and we'll throw in a complimentary pair of

Doctor Shoal's patented heavy-duty YANK-EM-UP Straps

(for those really bad days)...for free!

Paging Doctah Shoal! Paging Doctah Shoal! CODE BOOB! CODE BOOB!

Doctah Shoal! We have an EMERGENCY!!!

When your last breast augmentation patient said she was

"hoping to get her old boobs back"...

I think you misunderstood!

Please report to the OR STAT!

I've got her all prepped and awaiting your skillful surgeon's hands.

And I have your trusty 9-iron all sterilized and ready to go!

Please Smoosh Your Boobies

Squished boobies are no fun! But then neither is Breast Cancer.

Annual mammograms, combined with breast self-examination, and regular breast examination by an experienced health care professional, (such as Doctor Shoal,) increases the chance of detecting cancer early...which decreases your risk of dying from the disease by 25 - 30% or more.

Now, on the other hand....

Smooshed Boobies are VERY FUN!

...and are a creative way to help promote Breast Cancer Awareness

Please visit Smoosh Your Boobies! for more information...

(oh yes, those are mine)

THANK YOU DOCTAH SHOAL

FOR SUPPORTING SMOOSHED BOOBIES...

AND INVENTING THE ELECTRO GAMMIO TEST BRA!

(Not so) Wordless Bra Tuesday on Monday

October is
National Breast Cancer Awareness Month

And the ever thoughtful Doctah Shoal is providing FREE breast exams

at the downtown Hollydale Food Mart every day from 8am-5pm!

(And at night, by appointment only.)

Bring a sweater, it gets chilly in produce section

Chicken Breasts Gone BAD....

Poor Doctah Shoal...

Looks like his love for chicken

and his interest in breast implants

got kinda mixed up!

I think he might want to keep his "experimentation"

limited to cremes and ointments...

don't you?

One thing Doctah Shoal doesn't know about me is....

...................I never could resist a dare!