Wordless Chicken Tuesday

Doctah! I had the straaaaaaangest dream last night!

What do you think it means?

Just Playing Doctor and Nurse

Hopefully a few of the following actual comments between the handsome

Doctor Shoal and me, Nurse Amanda Hugankiss (with the nice hat)

will clear up any more confusion about WHO WE ARE and

WHAT THE HECK WE ARE DOING?!

Doctah Shoal: You paged, nurse?

Nurse Hugankiss: Oh! I see you worked the night shift Doctah Excitement!

I am Speedy Cat, yes. This blog started from comments at "Speedcat Hollydale"....Doctor Shoal is my alias blog, and Nurse Hugankiss is really Olga the Traveling Bra"

WHAT?!?!?! I thought Doctor Shoal was my brother?...or something...
I mean I thought Speedy was my brother....Or....is that Speedy is Olga's brother? And I am Doctor Shoal's sister? No...that can't be right either!

Just like old times on the chicken ranch ... ehh??

This is a respectable Nurse's Station...also Clinic....and sometimes a Chat Room....I'm thinking about adding a bar and some disco music too!

I request a lighted floor please ...

OHHHH yeah ... that's what I'm talkin about. I see my list is growing bigger

Oh my yes it is just huge!

Nurse! Nurse! .... where is the creme?? My rash is coming back too.

Oh For Gawdsakes! Another ailment, Doctah?!?! Can't ya just smear some Magical Weena Creme on it & be HAPPY!?!?!

On me bum ... take a good (look) at the darn bugger

WHOA DANG!!!! Professionally speaking...that is very impressive!

.... are you lookin at my salmon???

OMG....I dont WANT to look at it...but I just cant HELP MYSELF!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!

Those are my poped out aeriolies!!

Time is patients!

I assume you will be operating late this evening Doctah?

I will stop only to potti

Oh dear...are you doing your own anestheia again Doctah?!?!

am afraid so ... grab the G7 super potty injection kit and a shoe horn

Will you be needing/wanting a catheder, Doctah???

The nasal cavities will be added later. We all needed to get home and blog about our new attachments.

Hmmmmm, don't you think you'd get better results using your 460 Degree Fukiamathingamajigger...ya know, the one with the flexible shaft?

Golf clubs are surgical instraments in my large hands ...

Plastic surgery is not your specialty....but you are excellent at making stuff up! I appreciate that!

HEY!!!! .... why is me bum smoking???

It's a fricken LAZER....it'll burn right through your pants!!!

woof woof ..... running down the hall

I seem to have lost my head - I saw Nurse Huggans running down the hall with one - headed torwards the X-Ray machine

Head transplants are EASY!!!!!

Alright Amanda .. you come down from there and splain this whole thing to me....

Wait till your colonoscopy results are in.

I eagerly await with bowels retracted!

Duh!...of course I'm a nurse...can't you tell by my hat?

The world of doctrin and nusin spans soooo many canyons in the mountainous regions of life ....

Doctah.....you are starting to irritate me like a rash...

Did you know nobody can lick there own wenis??? Try it yourself! I did today though. My elbow skin was so far protruding!!!!!

Are you challenging me to a wenis war?!?

I am twisting the tar out of mine(s) to get ready for the wenis war ....... after my swelling goes down

Takes your mind off your rashy azz though, eh?

Well, the undees are flat cause they are 10 sizes tooo tight! My manberries are crunched into diamonds

My shift is covered... with cream...I mean ointment.

I did yours ... now you do mine!!!

You should go lie down & rest Doctah...you've been through QUITE an ordeal this evening. I will clean up the mess.

I have been very busty today

Dr. Smoooooooooootchiepants.

..... and I now have a smooth lusterous appearance!!!!!!!

I think I may write a song about this!!