10...er, I mean....11 Reasons To Love ME!

11. And I have a NICE hat!

Wordless Chicken Tuesday Redux

'Cuz I'm too dang busy to come up with a new post!....I mean....

this is TOTALLY worth a second look!

Bra'wk!

TODAY is the BEST DAY of the YEAR!

It's National Corndog Day!

National Corndog Day coincides with the Saturday of the final 32 teams in NCAA basketball tournament (this year it’s March 21st). If over the course of National Corndog Day, at an official NCD party, you can consume 10 corndogs, 10 beers, and 10 "units" of tater tots (100 tots total) you have achieved the notorious "triple-double."

It is a feat that has been seldom accomplished.

Unfortunately, since Spring has sprung, I am booked up to my eyeballs at the Beaver Taming Salon, so I won't be attending any parties...but you can bet yer mustard I will be chowin' down on corndogs ALL DAY (and prolly night too) in the breakroom because....

I HEART CORNDOGS!

Wordless Chicken Tuesday

Brawk?

I vote for ME!!

Wordless Not-A-Chicken Tuesday ('Cuz I Forgot!)

Sorry! I was too dang busy tamin' beavers!

(Ain't she cute? and smooooooooth too!)

Wordless Chicken Tuesday

Big Deal.

I bet he doesn't even know how to tame a beaver.

Wordless Chicken Tuesday is brought to you

by Doctor Shoal Speedcat Hollydale!

Wordless Chicken Tuesday

Your new hat is quite fetching, Doctah...

but I still say my hat is still the nicest.

Wordless Chicken Tuesday is brought to you

by Doctor Shoal Speedcat Hollydale!

Wordless Bra Wednesday

Last night was a VERY busy night in the OR!

I had head transplants coming out my ears!

AND FOR SOME SILLY REASON....I don't think I'm done YET!

(Semi) Wordless Chicken Tuesday ~ Dive In...The Soup Is Fine!

In fact, it's just what the Doctah ordered!

Because Chicken Soup acts as an anti-inflammatory by inhibiting the movement of neutrophils (immune system cells that participate in the body's inflammatory response)...AND it temporarily speeds up the movement of mucus through the nose, helping relieve congestion and limiting the amount of time viruses are in contact with the nose lining. In other words...

It gets the snot flowing so you feel better faster!


Well, it should come as no surprise that besides being a PhD Genious of Modern Medicine, Doctor Shoal is also a gourmet cook...but then, I'm no slouch in the kitchen either...so, in the interest of modern medicine (and my ego) I challenged Doctah Shoal to a little friendly competition to see

WHO'S CHICKEN SOUP could make the most mucus!

Doctah Shoal wasted no time in whooping up big batch of booger producing

Chicken Soup ala Shoal...

...and offered free bowls of it to hoards of under-the-weather bloggers...

...while the Beaver Taming/Nursing Staff helped me ladle up gallons of my delicious Even Better Than A Hugankiss Chicken Soup

to throngs of snot-nosed little Twitters!

The results?

Do you really wanna know?

It's kinda gross...

OK...

Click here for the effects of Doctah Shoal's soup

and here for mine!

(I think it was a tie!)

THIS POST IS FOR

SPEEDCAT HOLLYDALE'S (aka: Golfer Dood)

WORDLESS CHICKEN TUESDAY

Oh Doctah! I Gots Da Fevah!

Do you gots da cure?

Wordless Bra Wednesday

Oye!...the things I subject myself to in the name of Modern Medicine!

Doctah Shoal?....how do I get outta this thing?

WCT...or WTF?

"To dream of a rooster, foretells that you will be very successful and rise to prominence, but you will allow yourself to become conceited over your fortunate rise. Seeing a brilliantly plumed Rooster in a dream indicates it is time to let others discover your true self, and strut your stuff to others. It can also symbolize the rhythm of some sexual act."

Holy crap Doctah! I really need to stop eating chicken before going to sleep!

What do you think Sigmund Freud would say about this?

Hard Times Call For Cheap Underwear

But that doesn't mean you have skimp on satisfaction!

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*If you place your order today....we'll throw in a special Doctor Shoal sock (men's sizes only) for free!

Call today:

1-800-SHOALWEAR

Just Playing Doctor and Nurse (Again!)

It's been 2 months since we last peeked in on

The Doctah and Nurse Hugankiss....let's see what they've been up to!

Good thing I'm wearing glasses...I am a renegade...I wear paper glasses I made with a napkin and some bottle glass. -4 diopter correction is at the bottom of every 7-UP.

Paging Doctah Shoal! Paging Doctah Shoal! Crazy Golfer Dood is not making sense! Again....Plus he's been peeking at my SOURCE CODE! again

I am a PHD'ed Professional (confused look on face) Wanna take a bath??

DOCTAH!!!!!!!!!! WHere's your hypocratical oath?!?!

My oath is in the oath box under the nurses station drug cabinet.

You never make short serious comments either....I think you are confusing yourself with someone else!

I would love to see a waxed botox beaver ..... just sayin`

...shouldn't I be wearing some sort of protection too? From the gravy 'n all....

eeeknow ... mhe fingarz is ale gravi layden

Dang! It's wiggling...are you sure it's dead?

Yes, my rock gravidongio is doing wonders.

Now put them on....and say...Here Fishy Fishy...& wiggle the lures around....

The F%2 hyperbole` is quite quadriatic in nature. Using slash hash burns the HTML pan. We are also pioneering the new vitreous humor drowsey application. It has a solution of 5 parts Mello Yellow and 2 parts cheeto juice.

Beaver plug? Sack of beavers? That sounds kinda gross!!! Don't forget...this IS a respectable Nurses Station!!!!

...just finished installing a nose on Malina Fherenhousens BEFORE hand she was much to cheeky. Ahhhh he heeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

I also took her 5 chins and made a adams apple pie

THEN .... I did a seminar on love handle butter cupping

THEN .... did some Tie CHEEEEE ear iolan subdural massage - to stiffen and re-juvenate suppleness of the buttock

Are you making this stuff up?

Well...Love handle butter cupping is a homeopathic natural healing method procured by ancient Inca Indians of the Southwest. It invloves gyratical fluxuations and caremel applications to the torso. Then you put in the stick and wrap with wax paper

Wanna try a little PB on your weenis Doctah?

So much for the clean carpet

It's OK......the beavers will lap it up in the morning

GREAT SCOTTS!!!!!!!!!!! Don't throw away the head!

Why not? I do it all the time!

Oh Doctah!!! And here thought I knew everything there was to know about you....but I had no idea you used to be a drunken street gigolo!

I have been at a meeting with Santa at the North Pole,
and my pager was frozen to my wenis ... after a quick thaw, I am scrubing up for duty in the OR

Pager frozen to your weenis? No wonder you weren't responding!

You are a free spirit Nurse Hugans

Well I'm just glad the Good Doctah wasn't trying to lick his weenis...he could had his tongue frozen there too! Doctah??? Hoo-Yooo?!?

Is that green thing on your head the goiter?

I prefer to call my goiter Ms Tuesday

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!Doctah!!!!! PUT ME DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nurse nurse! ... there is a wenis on ur blog!!!!

Doctah? I'm almost finished knitting your Beaver Fur Bulbous Rex Warmer...did you want any tassles or sequins on it?

Nurse...I do not think you know how happy I get sometimes visiting the I C U Nurses station. I can be all streesed out from surgery, and then all of a sudden my ills the ale are beered desparatos riding moose in the desserts of Dairy Queen. I like strawberry Sundays myself.

Are you trying to make SENSE here? Please don't do that.

G night!!!... and yes, yours IS cuter hug hug

*smile*Yeah, but yours is bigger.

I tweeted you.....did ya feel it?

I did! I did!!

I poked you at Facebook

OW!!! My eye!

SMOOOOOOOOOOOOOTCH!!

smoooooooooooooooooootch!!!!

Wordless Chicken Tuesday

I think we all know WHY?!?

But now we also know HOW the chicken crossed the road!

In Doctah Shoal's car!

Wordless Chicken Tuesday brought to you by Speedcat Hollydale!

Music Monday

Doctah Shoal is a big believer in natural healing.

And after listening to this song...

So am I!

It's just what The Doctah ordered!

Click HERE or more Music Monday madness!

Plumbing Issues...

Beaver hair is really hard on the old pipes in my Beaver Taming Salon here at Hollydale General Hospital Clinic! And my poor plumbing hasn't been serviced in a really lonnnnng time...so I called Dick the Plumber to come out and perform a thorough inspection...to see if, ya know, maybe we can get things running smoothly again.

He was here for FOUR hours....

and I have never been happier!

Wordless Bra Wednesday

Oink Oink!

Wordless Chicken Tuesday

Doctah! I had the straaaaaaangest dream last night!

What do you think it means?

Go With The Flow!

In an effort to save money for construction of his new state-of-the-art Chicken Wing, Doctor Shoal recently introduced Paper Napkin Bras

to the staff and patients at Hollydale General Hospital Clinic and Beaver Taming Salon.

So, I've been busy thinking up ways I could trim not just beavers, but a few costs 'round here as well. A quick peek inside the storage cupboard gave me this great idea:

Maxi Pad Slippers!

* Soft and Hygienic
* Non-slip grip strips on the soles

*Built in deodorant feature keeps feet smelling fresh
* Disposable and biodegradable
* Environmentally safe
* No more bending over to mop up spills
* Three convenient sizes:

1. Light

2. Regular

3. Heavy

They're a cinch to make too!

For the foot part, I just laid out two maxi pads, then wrapped two more pads around the toe area to form the top, then I glued the sides to the bottom of the foot part! (Decorations are optional, of course.)

Just wait 'til you see the earrings and

other cool stuff I'm making!